#horriblemistake

[sarcasticarepa]

This morning at 5:30am, instead of drinking #blackcoffee, I decided to try #greentea. #Horriblemistake! I've been shooting #hotlava out of my #rectum since then.. #Toxicity? #Downwiththesickness? 😭 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs-ryZmAmGP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qkrymecpuqp3

[strangelyrabid-blog]

I don't know what I'm doing. It started out completely different from how it ended. Here is Medusa realizing she's made a mistake. #horriblemistake #gorgon #gorgonzola #snakes #illustration #sketch #grayscale

[theflyingtrombonium]

pasta extravaganza

so when I was little one of my favorite foods was annie's shells and cheese. one night when I was about 6 we had shells and cheese for dinner. I had just discovered the wonders of suppressing my gag reflex, and found that I could swallow the small pasta shells whole. little me spent the whole dinner smugly swallowing a ton of pasta shells whole, delighted with her newfound skill.

no one was the wiser.

fast forward 6 hours. It's the middle of the night. little me woke up with an upset stomach...and couldn't make it to the bathroom. so naturally I threw up all over my sheets...

little me threw up WHOLE PASTA SHELLS. WHOLE.

if you put them all in a bowl they would have looked completely normal.

and that, friends, concludes the story of how i discovered my gag reflex and of the last time i vomited. the end

tl;dr: one time I swallowed all my pasta whole and vomited it all up later, whole. good times.