when trombones fly

I like music and flowers and traveling and stuff

[musicforyourplants]

[boy-matt-deactivated20181204]

*slams reblog*

[ariesaav]

Klezmer dolphins.

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.  

[deadwithoutdata]

The one dancing and flailing at the end

[trumpetangst]

best clarinet section I’ve ever heard

[merelybeing]

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

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this dog getting washed with bouncy music in the background is like a genre of its own

[sykoskittles]

I needed this more than I care to admit

[100493503004422]

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

[gifak-net]

[apparentlyevil-deactivated20150]

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity

[purplebuddhaproject]

https://www.instagram.com/pbuddhaproject/

[willliamherondale]

albert. victoria.

[theflyingtrombonium]

@wasabi2music

[michelleumunna]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[gaycrane-deactivated20210730]

“there were no cases of autism before 1930″

Yeah mt Everest wasn’t discovered till 1856 but im sure the fucking mountain still existed

[howmanyletters]

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

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this dog getting washed with bouncy music in the background is like a genre of its own

[sykoskittles]

I needed this more than I care to admit

[theflyingtrombonium]

when you see your ex walk into the gym and the heart rate monitor suddenly says you just surpassed the heart rate of a small bird

[hakuteeth]

me: I’m not bitter

narrator: she was bitter

[tastefullyoffensive]

Smiling through the pain. (via chauncey_murphy)

[trumpetangst]

A drag of musical instruments

violins: the magikarp of instruments, after years living with terrible squeaky, teeth-grinding scrapy music you will be blessed with a powerhouse of emotion that is still somehow overrated

violas: awkward teenager of the strings, but when bold enough to speak actually sounds rather lovely

cello: beautiful bastards who are much smoother than their owners 

bass: big daddy who seems tough but needs the most looking after

flute: levelled up recorder who sacrificed tone for range

piccolo: steam train whistle on speed

oboe: so high maintenance that from what I gather if you start using a different toothpaste the reed might complain

cor anglais: the soul of a goose is trapped inside every one

clarinet: two modes - pompous rooty-tooty or slutty jazzman

bass clarinet: loveable foghorn

bassoon: old gentleman fart machine

contrabassoon: old elephant fart machine

horn: sound can vary from anything between ‘love incarnate’ to ‘surprised cow’

trumpet: used and abused by large egos everywhere, personalities include ‘royal announcer’, ‘moody parisian drinking in a jazz bar in Budapest’ and ‘imperial parp parp’

trombone: chill enough most of the time but secretly relishes going from 1 - 100 with 0 warning and scaring the everloving Jesus out of everyone

bass trombone: like a great dane needs a strong, patient handler

tuba: like a really big, heavy, noisy four year old who sits on your knee for the whole of rehearsal

harp: the musicalisation of an impressionist painting, beautiful but too much time, effort and money are involved for most people

piano: most people’s gateway drug into music

timpani: ‘the shower in a friends house’ at first glance looks simple enough to use, but upon closer inspection complex set up is required to use them effectively.

percussion: like ordering a mystery bag online, you’re provided with a bunch of things you probably will never use or don’t know how to use. If you’re lucky you might get a triangle.

(not intended to be a complete list

[askcosplaysenpai]

tag yourselves, I’m imperial parp parp

[tokyotowerboy]

Euphonium: player gets salty because they aren’t on the list before resigning themselves to the truth that it’s their own fault for playing euphonium

[trumpetangst]

Whophonium?

(I am of course joking)

[jeanne-crains]

Anne Shirley and John Beale in M'Liss (1936)

[beast-belle]

This year I’ll learn how to love myself more than I ever loved you

Letting go (via beast-belle)