Beenis. It's a kink, don't tell me it isn't.
If you're having sex without a beenis, you're doing it wrong.
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Beenis. It's a kink, don't tell me it isn't.
If you're having sex without a beenis, you're doing it wrong.
horriblenoises replied to your post: horriblenoises replied to your post: Hey people...
We still have to find you a beer you’ll drink. I’m sure it’s out there. That’s a great starting point!
Sorry, but you missed the train on that one! As of my trip to Buffalo, my beer is officially Molsen's. It's Canadian though, much like my imaginary middleschool girlfriend. AND THAT IS WHERE THE SIMILARITIES END BECAUSE GOOGLE THAT SHIT IT'S REAL.
Also, I hate to say it but PBR wasn't that bad.
I still don't prefer beer over a good mixed drink, but hell I'll take a vial of my own piss over that blackberry brandy. The stuff killed Kevin.
horriblenoises replied to your post: Hey people with significant others, what do you...
I have the same problem, I think we’re normal. Being broke is an issue too, fun things usually cost money. Try Lincoln Park Zoo. ZOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Everybody likes the (free) zoo.Not involving pants, I’ve made a hobby out of trying new drinks. Maybe.
She does love walking through the conservatory right by the zoo, which is another fun and free thing to do... it's especially fun in the winter, they set up a little christmas village with lights and everything, it's great!
I think we would be up for drinksperimentation! But we still have a bottle of blackberry brandy that we're trying to get rid of... it's truly awful.
the dancing penis got a Mikey-Like