Thinking of the Bad Sanses Driving Skills because this post was sending me.
Nightmare: You're more likely to catch this man face-down dead in a ditch than in such a 'metal monstrosity'. He already hates most modern technologies, and he will absolutely refuse to sit in a car, unless he absolutely has to. And even then, the crew have to herd him into the passenger seat hissing and spitting like an overgrown spider-cat. So forget him even possessing a license. A master at grabbing the Mom Oh-Shit handle. Threatens the others to have the driver (usually Cross) turn this fucking car around if they don't behave.
Killer: Actually got a motorcycle license before a car, and only did so out of convenience. He's an obnoxious driver and an even whilst driving, he's an aux hog. And since he lives to be a shithead, he has a playlist entire dedicated to when he's got people with him. Will absolutely sing along with nearly every song. One time Nightmare had to force him to quit it, because during Killer's fifth off-key rendition of Katy Perry's California Gurls, Dust radiated so much murderous intent, it was only a matter of time until he reached over to veer them all clean over a cliff. Killer is also the kind of asshole to spontaneously swerve whenever he's on an empty road.
Dust: Procrastinated the license for ages, failed the driving test three times, mostly on purpose, because he really can't be fucked, but Nightmare keeps sending him back anyway. Yes, Nightmare abhors those vehicles, but it's about the principle. In all honesty, Dust isn't a bad driver, he's actually rather competent. But he can be reckless and he loves fucking with people. Also, never tell him that you're in a hurry. The crew made the mistake once, and Dust literally floored it. It's honestly a miracle they made it out alive and didn't end up in a multi-car pile-up. As a getaway driver his skill is 10/10, but you will end up with several traffic-related anxieties. Nightmare severely dislikes having him as a driver, but he's got no choice when Killer or Cross are down for the count.
Axe: Was actually kind of interested in getting a license, but is legally barred, due to his limited vision and head injury. It really sucks, because even with his re-trained depth perception, the long term symptoms of his injury can be unpredictable at times. Despite this, Cross and Killer taught him on their own, so he at least knows how to operate a car whenever they're in a tight spot. That said, aside from seeing the benefits of having the skill, Axe isn't a huge fan of driving. The cars often feel cramped and he gets nauseous easily. He makes for a great passenger, though, got the aux and the snacks and the scary attitude to get everyone to shut up when the backseat is getting too rowdy.
Cross: For a long time, he was the only one with a license and the skills. Top notch 10/10 designated driver. Refuses to even start the damn vehicle if everyone isn't belted. Incredibly safe and sane driver, no gimmicks, no tricks, cool as a cucumber and a good playlist. Nightmare was overjoyed. And then he witnessed Cross's road rage firsthand. Never in his 500+ years had he heard these expletives that Cross hurled at some asshole, who didn't turn on their blinker. So for the next forty minutes of the drive Cross had to marinate in his shame as Nightmare tore him a new one. All in spanish too.
BONUS:
Frisk: On the way to earn their license, just a regular teen milestone for them, even when it's a little later in life due to. Circumstances. But they've got Cross, who is, as established, the best driver of the bunch, so what could go wrong? Apparently, plenty. Because if you think Nightmare was bad with Cross about his road rage, he'll be completely besides himself when Frisk pulled the same shit. Honestly, why is he even surprised, he's fed off of Frisk's temper tantrums plenty of times when they stayed at his castle. However, he's found he can completely negate the outbursts if he places Toriel within the vehicle.
Dream: He's flunked the driving test so many times, he's about to reach double digits. The instructors are begging him to reconsider. But he's adamant about mastering the modern steed. Definitely gets points for his enthusiasm. Never hand him the wheel. If by some fucked up luck he does end up as your driver, just pray the roads are clear and make your peace.
Hey Sky!! Since you’re open for requests, how about some more of your Horrortale version? 👀✨
SOBS I SHOULD DEFINITELY DRAW THEM MORE,,,
Ive been tweaking a few things on their dynamic and its honestly more of a one-sided relationship, at least until Sans makes up his damn mind 🧘(no pun intended ALSJDS)
Edit: REMINDER THAT REQUESTS ARE CLOSED! I keep forgetting to say this in my posts :'p
Im only answering the ones I got while they were open!
S/O goes trick or treating with Horrortale Gang! (Ft. HT Sans, HT Papyrus and Aliza!)
Oooooooo! Ofc you can darling (I'm not too sure who Aliza is but I'm guessing it's horrortale frisk)
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A Spooky night
(A HT gang night out with a HT sans X reader) ⚠️implied spicy fluff ⚠️
You papyrus, Aliza and sans were trick or treating around snowdin going from door to door. You were dressed up in a plain witch's costume while Aliza was dressed as KiKi from kiki's delivery service.
"Lookin for something sweet~?", a low voice spoke behind you it was Sans, "hehe yeah" you giggled leaning back onto him.
"Brother you scared me! You could've scared frisk and Y/N too! apologize" papyrus huffed you giggled as your boyfriend shrugged "sorry bro".
You hugged him and kissed his cheek "I missed you", he chuckled lowly "missed you too darlin" he wrapped his big arms around your waist.
Frisk grabbed at you dress implying for you two to cut it out. You laughed and kneeled down to them "alright alright I think that's a wrap for tonight what'd ya think?" Frisk nodded and held out their hand for papyrus to take.
"What about later tonight~?" Sans whispered in your ear, "be patient you'll get your treat later", you softly bit your lip as he Smirked
