(With an occasional star sans and Y/N)
Cross: I think I'm in love with dream-
(Dust explaining why he's not gay)
Y/N: you were literally cuddling with killer AND horror earlier
Dust: don't bring the boys into this-
Nightmare: WHO TF ATE MY CHOCOLATE!?!?
Y/N: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to I was hungry 🥺
Nightmare: give her more you didn't eat much today did you love?
The noot gang: HOW TF DID SHE NOT DIE!?
Killer: from where we weren't on any missions today?
Horror: don't worry no one died
Y/N: what kind of an answer is that!?
Dust: correction nobody died yet
Cross: guys would you see us as a family?
Killer: well, I'd say it depends
Dust: i don't really know, we're close ig
Horror: I care for you guys alot
Y/N: awwwwe! Horror that's so sweet
Nightmare: you're all adopted
Cross, killer, dust, horror:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dream: your rein of terror ends here brother!
Nightmare: you don't want to do this dream!
Nightmare: because my boys are waiting for me-
Dream: did you just admit they're your-
Nightmare: IDIOTS!!!! THEY'RE MY IDIOTS!!!
Killer: I like woman like I like my oranges
Killer: nice 'n juicy that squirt when ya give em' a big squeeze
Cross: that went from 0 to sexual really quickly
(Nightmare and Y/N cuddling on the sofa)
Killer: damn boss you never cuddle me like that-
Cross: dude they're dating
Nightmare: better question who tf told you you were my son??
Y/N: you guys make me so happy!
Killer: thanks toots i know
Nightmare: but you love me the most right??
Y/N: yes yes you drama queen