Oliver Mills shivered and tugged his tattered coat a little tighter around himself. The worn material did little to increase his warmth against growing chill. It warned of the coming of a harsh Winter. Oliver hated Winter in the city. Why couldn't he have found himself homeless somewhere warm, like Florida or California?
Bitterly, he kicked an old rusty can in his path and listened to it's rattling protest while it tumbled down the littered asphalt. More cans were strewn across the old street, along with used needles, crumpled papers, and other detritus that seemed to gather in the abandoned corners of the world where humans resided.
Oliver often felt a kinship with the trash. He too was abandoned and unwanted, left to collect with the other undesirables in dark and abandoned places out of the sight of more civilized folks. If they couldn't see him then he didn't exist and couldn't disturb their perfect little lives. That was how it worked, right?
He gave a derisive snort. He'd been one of those so-called civilized people not so long ago. He had a great job, his hot young wife had been the envy of all his friends and co-workers, he had a big house and three children and one more on the way. The American dream. And it had been his. Life had been perfect.
And then that sniveling little prick had come sniffing around, sticking his nose in everything and messing it all up. What was his name? Hobson? Dodson? It could be Dickweed for all Oliver cared. So what if he had been embezzling a little from the company? It was HIS company! And it wasn't like he took much! He just skimmed a little here and there. And only when he needed it. He never got greedy.
Braces for little Becky, a boob job for Tonia, a little coke here and there when he needed it. He sure could use a little bump now. The cheap booze, when he could get a hold of it, took some of the edge off, but it tasted like battery acid and often left him feeling worse than before he drank it. Not that he ever let that stop him. Although he was far too sober at that moment for his liking.
Suddenly, his attention was caught by a small flash. One of the piss-yellow street lamps reflected off of something off to his left. Chances are it was just some empty booze bottle, but for some reason, he felt compelled to investigate. His pity party momentarily forgotten, he made his way closer to where the strange glint had been.
At first he failed to see anything amongst the scraggly patches of grass, broken pieces of glass, and crumbled beer cans. A passing breeze rippled an old sheet of newspaper like the wiggling butt of a stalking kitten before it stilled once again. Somewhere in the distance, a car alarm cried out it's warning before being abruptly silenced. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Oliver was just about to give up when he suddenly spied it. Half-buried in the dirt lay the tapered neck of some kind of exotic looking bottle. It was a deep purple color of opaque glass with what looked to be gemstones encircling the rim. Chances are it was some over-priced wine bottle, but Oliver stepped closer and decided to go ahead and fetch it, just in case it was worth something. Maybe worth as much as a bottle of Wild Turkey.
Carefully he grabbed and tugged at the bottle, which came out of the ground easily. He then began wiping off the coating of moist dirt that clung to it, exposing more colorful gemstones hidden beneath it. The bottle had to be some sort of weird antique or something. That should bring in a pretty penny to someone. Might even get him something decent to drink for a change.
As he gave the bottle another good swipe, it suddenly began to vibrate in his hands. He cried out and nearly dropped it in his surprise. Only the promise of booze kept his fingers clenched tightly around his prize.
It was fear that fused his hands around the bottle when a strange blue smoke began pouring out of the tip, gathering in a menacing cloud high above his head. Oliver opened his mouth to scream, but his voice was too afraid to leave the safety of his throat. He felt as if his entire body had been transformed into lead, and all he could do was stand still and watch his fate unfold in front of him.
The cloud continued to swell, until it finally began to swirl slowly into itself, forming into some kind of shape Oliver could not immediately make out. Familiar features began to take shape within the cloud, a man's bare chest, long powerful arms, a head, and was that a face? As he watches, the cloud transformed itself into the torso of a blue-skinned man, his arms crossed over his chest and his head bowed with eyes closed. Below his waist, he remained nothing but a tether of blue smoke leading to the bottle's mouth.
“What the hell!” He finally managed to exclaim in amazement. “Did I go and find myself a damn genie?!”
The blue half-man's head slowly rose and his eyes opened, looking down at Oliver passively. The wisdom of eternity was in those pale blue orbs that looked at him with something akin to boredom. “I suppose you could say that.” The genie replied with a booming voice. “And because you have found me, you will be granted three wishes. Do you want power? Riches? Immortality? Speak the words and it shall be yours.”
“Wow!” Oliver exclaimed, then let out a puff of laughter while he almost danced. Sure, every kid had heard the old fairy tales about genies and wishes, always dreaming of what they would ask for when they found their own magical lamp or bottle, but everyone knew those were just stories. It wasn't real. And yet, here he was sober as a stone with his hands holding one of those very magical items. It was his turn. He was being offered his wishes. Anything he could dream of was his for the taking.
He took a moment to calm down. He didn't want to say something stupid and waste one of his wishes. “Ok, give me one moment here to think.” He said, closing his eyes and steadying his breath.
It took only a moment to decide on at least one wish. After six long years on the street, he was more than ready to return to civilization. Hot showers and a warm, soft bed that didn't smell of urine and stale sweat. “Ok, for my first wish, I wish for my house back.” He said.
“Consider it done.” The genie boomed.
“That's it?” Oliver questioned, looking up into the other being's passive gaze.
“Yes.” The genie replied simply.
“Wow! Wowie wow!” Olvier replied, doing an excited spin in place. His wife had kicked him out as soon as his misdeeds had come to light, the divorce papers arriving while he was sitting in jail, awaiting his court date. His kids had refused to even look in his direction when he'd tried to talk to them outside of their school. Well they were all about to be sorry. They would ALL be real sorry, soon enough for discarding him like human trash.
“Ok, for my next wish, I wish for more money than I could ever spend in my whole life. I never want to work another day in my life, and I don't want to pay a single penny of it to the government!” Oliver demanded.
“Consider it done.” The genie said again.
“This is so great! I have my life back!” Oliver cried in victory. He released the bottle with one hand so that he could pump his fist at the sky. “Yes!” Suddenly a shadow crossed the man's happy features and the excitement faded away, replaced by bitterness and anger. “Wait. I still have one more wish, right?”
“That is correct.” The genie answered, his voice as emotionless as his timeless eyes. The genie did not judge, he did not care. He merely waited patiently for the choices to be made.
A slow, sly smile crept over Oliver's features, his eyes narrowing as he contemplated his final wish. “Alright then.” He said slowly, his voice becoming cold and calculating. “I wish for that asshole that got me into this situation in the first place to face a very gruesome, painful, humiliating death. I want him to really suffer. Teach him a real lesson before he dies. That will teach that little prick to ruin my life.”
“It will be done.” The genie boomed, then began to disintegrate back into a heavy cloud of smoke, before being sucked back into the jewel-encrusted bottle. Within moments, the smoke was gone and the bottle began to vibrate once more. But this time, it began to shrink within his grasp until it flattened out and transformed into a crisp ten dollar bill.
Oliver looked down at the bill in his hand in confusion. Had the genie left him with a tip? Was is cab fair or something? Why would he need this? His home was just an hour's walk away, and his bank account should be stuffed to the brim with all the money he would ever.... need.....
A chill ran through Oliver's body, instantly turning his hot blood to ice. The genie was gone. There was no way to take back or change his wishes anymore. It was too late. He slowly lifted his head, staring at a graffiti-covered brick wall that his eyes did not see. They widened in growing horror as comprehension slowly dawned.