Riding down the road
Horse: What are those?
Me: They're sheep you've seen them before, they live across the road from you, this isn't anything new.
Horse: They're scary
Me: No, you've seen them before you'll be fine
Car: *drives by at about 35mph*
Horse: *isn't bothered as usual*
Sheep: *Walks toward the fence*
Horse: AHHHHHH *snorts* They're gonna eat me!
Me: You are four times their size!
Sheep: *walks up to fence*
Horse: Oooh friend!
Me: This is why we can't have nice things














