Why I think the foxes would be good (or absolute shit) at my sport (horseball, or as @rise-deepseamonster helpfully supplied, horse quiddich, been playing my whole life and it's the first time I hear someone refers to it as such, I love it 😂) :
-Dan : she's sporty, she's not too tall, she's probably flexible because she used to be a stripper and oh boy that takes strength AND flexibility. She'd do absolutely amazing, like small enough to not tire the horse, strong and nimble enough to get to the ball, A+ player right there
-Matt : uuuuuh he'll probably shit tbh, like sweetest dude in the arena ? Absolutely. But being tall and muscular is actually a downside in horseball cause we usually opt for small agile horses who can't really support this kind of morphology for a whole match and be efficient so yeaaaa....
-Allison : queen bitch on an expensive mare, she's ruthless, she's fast, she takes no shit. Also she already has the rich equestrian vibes, again A+ player, I want her on my team
-Renee : I can see her being a faux-calm and actually being a strategic demon in the arena, again she's not too tall, she's a fighter at heart which is absolutely NEEDED for that sport but it's incredibly balanced by her sweet temper which would do wonder with a horse, prime defense line rider.
-Kevin : yes but no, like the temperament is here, but too tall and for some reason I see him as a really stiff human, like he never heard of flexibility in his whole life 😂. Sorry Kev, you would have loved trying to run over someone with a horse cause they play like shit.
-Andrew : heck yes. Seriously dude's strong, he's also small (so yay to be able to ride a smaller more agile horses) and he would take absolutely no shit ever. I also think his chill and respectful of boundaries temperament would do absolute wonders with a horse, especially the hot blooded ones we have in this sport
-Aaron : yes....but no. Yes for the same morphology reasons as Andrew (duh) but idk, he gives scared of horses vibes (sorry babe)
-Nicky : probably a tad too tall but I don't see him as bulky so it might work, probably ok player but might have too much survival instinct to bend down to get the ball in the middle of galloping horse, idk.
-Neil : absolutely, 100% yes, where can I find him I need to sign him up asap. Like he's small, he's fast, he's aggressive, he has stamina and no survival instinct, perfect player 😂😂😂













