Tired, Lost, Write a lot

will do anything for books and time off

[bobcat-pie]

Graphic design is my passion. I think I’ve made the best vaporwave infographic of the first Punic war ever

[amazeballsvee]

full believer that the reason kevin day has such a shit name is because his actual name is caoimhín (pronounced either kee-vin or kwee-vin) but tetsuji and riko didn’t fw it so they changed it to kevin instead like how jeans name was changed from jean-yves. like you CANNOT convince me kayleigh day named her child kevin…

[letterstoayoungdreamer]

in my kevin day era (watching video after video about obscure and specific moments in history on youtube and squashing the urge to infodump on anyone in my immediate vicinity)

[the-palmetto-king]

[tiredlostwriter]

Wrong, the priority is always the sport you decided to dedicate your life to and which is ultimately destroying you.

#stayobsessed

[junglejim4322]

You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this

[celluzu]

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

[dykekarkat]

kevneil:

[sunndy2]

The famous „You know, I get it“ speech in German because why not?

Enjoy ✨

„Weißt du, ich verstehe das. Als Superstar aufgewachsen zu sein, muss sehr, sehr schwierig für dich sein. Immer eine Ware, nie ein Mensch, keine einzige Person in deiner Familie denkt, dass du abseits des Platzes irgendetwas wert bist - ja, das klingt hart. Kevin und ich reden die ganze Zeit über deine komplizierten und endlosen Vaterprobleme. Ich weiß, dass es nicht allein deine Schuld ist, dass du geistig unausgeglichen und von diesem Größenwahn befallen bist, und ich weiß, dass du körperlich nicht in der Lage bist, ein anständiges Gespräch mit jemandem zu führen, wie es jeder andere normale Mensch kann, aber ich glaube nicht, dass jemand von uns so viel von deinem Schwachsinn ertragen muss. Mitleid bringt einem nur eine bestimmte Anzahl von Zugeständnissen, und du hast deine vor etwa sechs Beleidigungen aufgebraucht. Also bitte, bitte, halt einfach die Fresse und lassen uns in Ruhe.“

[rise-deepseamonster]

@tiredlostwriter

please translate it into French

[tiredlostwriter]

"Tu sais je comprends, être élevé comme une superstar doit être vraimenrt, vraiment difficile pour toi. Toujours une commodité, jamais un être humain, pas une seule personne de ta famille qui pense que tu vaux quelque chose en dehors du terrain - yep, ça à l'air dur. Kevin et moi parlons de tes interminables problèmes avec ton père tout le temps. Je sais que ce n'est pas totalement de ta faute si tu es complètement mentalement instable et infecté par des illusions de grandeur, et je sais que tu es physiquement incapable de tenir une conversation décente avec quelqu'un comme n'importe quel être humain normal peut le faire, mais je pense qu'aucun d'entre nous ne devrait avoir à supporter autant de ta connerie. La pitié ne justifie pas toutes les concessions, et tu as utilisé ton quotas il y a environ six insultes. Donc s'il te plaît, juste ferme ta gueule et laisse nous tranquille."

@rise-deepseamonster , here you go babe

Note : I had to slightly adapt some sentences because french and english doesn't work exactly the same way, and eventho I translated "daddy issues", most french would actually understand the english term and use it as such.

Note #2 : @thepriceofsurvival here is the french version 😂

[guooey]

[rise-deepseamonster]

@tiredlostwriter idk why this reminded me of u

[tiredlostwriter]

😂😂😂😂

[doesephs]

put neil josten in solitary refinement that man needs to learn some manners

[saintofsacrilege]

i can’t stop thinking about wymack making neil captain over kevin. that must’ve left kevin with the most complicated mess of emotions. because yes, objectively, he knows that neil will make the better captain. they have the same amount of passion and drive, but neil’s better with bringing people together and making them really feel like a team. kevin gets to have a break, in some ways. he’s finally getting cut some slack. BUT ALSO. there’s no way it doesn’t feel like wymack’s choosing neil over him. there’s a new number one. even among the ragtag foxes, kevin isn’t the best. even to his own father, kevin isn’t the first pick

[wilhelminyard]

riko: learn your place in the hierarchy I am your king

neil, a week later, talking to journalists: riko as a person is hard to respect

[westywallowing]

if there's one thing about chronic pain it's that I am in fact a Certified weather fortune teller. I wake up in the morning and don't even need to look at my phone to know. ah yes the one specific bone in my left eyebrow hurts today. it will thunderstorm tonight

[flortakuxd]

Kevin has to tell the Trojans when Jean's birthday is, but not as "it's November 9th" but rather as "it's the same day as the end of the French Revolution." Like a good student of history.

[tiredlostwriter]

Sometimes I really wish my day to day life as a captain of my overly problematic sport team and college student felt a bit less than aftg (can my dear vice-captain stop bringing knives to matches ???? Pretty please ???? (And for fuck's sake quit calling me Kevin and learn to play)) But other times I watch the inherently homoerotic relationship between two feral teammates and I remember that chaotic misfit lowkey stabby sport team captain is the life I choose to live (I very much didn't choose this, I m still confused about how I got recruited in any team after the accident™️) 😂😂😂😂

[tiredlostwriter]

Hello tumblr, after calling me Kevin for weeks, I m happy to report that my team is now calling me Neil after they saw me yesterday night running barefoot to the shore and dunk fully clothed into the stormy sea because apparently it's feral af behaviour.

Please, help

[tiredlostwriter]

Hello everyone, I m having a crisis because I (20yo, female, captain of my sport team) forced my whole team to read aftg because I thought we had fun similarities with the fox (so much trauma can fit in a sport team 😂) but now the whole team (freshman included, they've been here for like, a month, wtf) has now taken to call me "Kevin" whenever I bitch about their terrible play, slam into someone during training or when they have complains about a teammate

Send help please 😂