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[blancofuego]

Went to the Ren fair today with the boo!

[play-the-game]

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My Wedding Song

[yaoi-o-s]

My roommate is the best, these are a couple things he said tonight: - “your husband doesn’t let you buy a dildo so you use the towel roll holder” - “awww we have our eggs.. its so sad” - "Whatever you do don't put your dick in the hose" (talking about the vacuum)

[insideoutpineapple]

suck my dick while I fuck that ass

[subzerothoughts]

Suck my dick. While I fuck that ass bitch. Suck my dick. While I fuck that ass bitch. Suck my dick. While I fuck that ass bitch. She sucking and I'm fucking while I'm in that ass bitch

[kcnevijay]

If you're forced to have a conversation with someone you don't like, simply say "suck my dick while I fuck that ass" and as they ponder whether that's possible, walk away.

[isaaclopez-blog]

You know whose DICK you just stepped on?! 

[wontrestmyheaduntilimhome-blog]

Ima fuck a white bitch!