Isaac Lopez

I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.

[factsandchicks]

Genghis Khan killed 10% of the world’s population. At the time, that was 40 Million of 400 Million.

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[factsandchicks]

Lego men have those little holes in the top of their head to allow air to pass through should a child ever get one stuck in their throat.

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[violaslayvis]

[darling-im-your-nightmare]

HE HAS A TINY CART OF CARROTS

[kbfoto]

Nothing like a woman with a brilliant mind and a filthy mouth.

(via intuitionism)

Oath.

(via fucklikeagod)

[isaaclopez-blog]

Rap's Not Poetry Like It Used To Be

Perhaps I was blind to the facts, stabbed in the back I couldn't trust my own homies just a bunch a dirty rats Will I succeed? Paranoid from the weed And hocus pocus try to focus but I can't see And in my mind I'm a blind man doin time Look to my future cause my past is all behind me Is it a crime to fight for what is mine? Everybody's dyin tell me what's the use of tryin I've been trapped since birth, cautious, cause I'm cursed And fantasies of my family in a hearse And they say it's the white man I should fear But it's my own kind doin all the killing here I can't lie, ain't no love for the other side Jealousy inside, make em wish I died Oh my Lord, tell me what I'm livin for Everybody's droppin got me knockin on heaven's door And all my memories of seein brothers bleed And everybody grieves, but still nobody sees Recollect your thoughts don't get caught up in the mix Cause the media is full of dirty tricks Only God Can Judge Me

[factsandchicks]

Salvador Dali would avoid paying tabs by drawing on checks. The drawing would be too valuable to cash the check.

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[mauriice]

my new favorite tweet

[best-of-funny]

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[cosmiclikebutterflies]

There was a time I loved to do romantic things, and I quite liked it. I had a girlfriend at university, she studied French and Italian, we were dating for some time. And her study included living and working in Paris for 6 months. She asked me to go to Paris on the weekend with her and help to settle down. I told her that I couldn’t because I had a very important audition which I couldn’t shift. To tell the truth my movie career was depended on this audition in that moment. I was told to come there on Saturday evening and if I hadn’t shown up I would have never got my hand near it. On Saturday I was on my way to the studio but I turned around in the last moment and went to King’s Cross, took the “Eurostar” and darted to Paris. Of course, I decided to come as a surprise and while riding I stayed connected with her friend. At last I was in Paris and by her friend’s tip-off I found them in the Luxembourg Gardens where they were buying an ice cream. My girlfriend was standing in front of a stand with different flavours of ice cream and couldn’t decide which one to choose. I came, stood up behind her and gently whispered: “It’s a hard choice, isn’t it?” There was more sense and irony for me in this phrase that it might seem at first sight. My deed was even too romantic as my girlfriend had almost fainted from fear. Since then I’ve become more careful in romantic actions. Who knows how my career would have formed if I had gone to that audition?

Tom Hiddleston

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(via cosmiclikebutterflies)

[isaaclopez-blog]

Christopher told me that he was going to be Michael Myers next year for Halloween. I asked him, "Have you ever seen Halloween?" When he told me no I promptly downloaded a 1080p copy of it from a torrent, put that shit on a portable hard drive, plugged that bad boy into my Xbox and we watched Halloween at midnight.

Thank you, technology. Of course, I fast-forwarded through the sex scene and made him close his eyes :) but he got to watch Michael slice a chick's throat....Happy Halloween!

[isaaclopez-blog]

The 9th season of the office is funny as shit.

[isaaclopez-blog]

Manic depression befriends me, hear his voice. Sanity now is beyond me, there's no choice.

Diary of a Madman

[edenliaothewomb]

[suicideblonde]

Natalie Portman

[isaaclopez-blog]

Natalie Portman dude, wow.

[isaaclopez-blog]

I had another dream of my sister today. I think that puts my dream count of her up to 3? I tried to take video of her on my phone, maybe get a video of her laughing that I can keep in my pocket. I knew it wasn't going to work, but I had to try it anyways. When I tapped record, the camera app would crash and my phone would go back to the home screen. For those few moments in my dream when I got to hear her and talk to her again, I'll take that over video every day.

[4gifs]

[maggiekealy]

Are you fucking kidding me.

[passific-rim-job]

I FUCKING TRIP ON MY WAY OUT OF BED AND YOU- i quit

[chazzthejazz-deactivated2014032]

There are people who have been married for 50 years who don’t trust each other this much.

[dustonian-deactivated20151102]

what. go away.

[misscherry]

EXCUSE ME WHAT

[kerbiiie]

And this is why people should never say dancing/cheerleading/gymnastics aren’t sports.

[isaaclopez-blog]

Reposting because the comments are fucking hilarious lol

[isaaclopez-blog]

ANXIETY, the sane and the insane rivalry. Paranoia's brought me to my knees. Lord, please please please, take away my ANXIETY.

Black Eyed Peas Ft. Papa Roach

[isaaclopez-blog]

The price of libraries is cheap compared to that of an ignorant nation.

Some bitch. 

[isaaclopez-blog]

Streetlight Manifesto is playing their last tour, ever....and guess who has tickets to see them?! THIS GUY!!! 

I'VE GOT A GUN IN MY HAND BUT THE GUN WON'T COCK AND MY FINGERS ON THE TRIGGER BUT THAT TRIGGER SEEMS LOCKED AND I CAN'T STOP STARING AT THE TICK TOCK CLOCK AND EVEN IF I COULD I WOULD NEVER GIVE UP WITH A VEST ON MY CHEST A BULLET IN MY LUNG I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DYING WITH MY SONG UNSUNG AND IF AND WHEN I DIE WON'T YOU BURY ME ALONE CAUSE I'LL NEVER GET TO HEAVEN IF I'M SINGING THIS SONG.