#horseless

[estavionpira]

I'm so hungry I could eat a

A void? Bad for you. No nutritional content whatsoever. Do better.

[ancientfaces]

No seat belt, no hood, no steering wheel, no trunk. This horseless carriage may not have been safe by today's standards, but oh my this must have been fun to drive!

[lem0n-shark]

John Mulaney: we were like dogs without horses-

Me grabbing my dog's (who is begging for my food) face: dogs without house- horses

My brain: technoblade....

[reffiart]

Here’s my thing for Inktober

[trofusky]

i go by the horseless headsman because I don’t have a horse but I get head

[shanaraharlyah]

[dreamhorsesagain]

Once a horse girl, always a horse girl

[man-e-spells]

The problem with Trump, I think...

...is that his current job is to convince voters he can run this country effectively, as once it was to run it when he was previously in office. The issue is that trying to get him to do this job is like leading a horse to water. But the horse is eyeless, legless, and horseless. The wheel is spinning, but the hamster has dementia and the wheel ain't actually there