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The worst part of Futbol is that the scoreboard almost never changes. You can watch a game for over an hour and nothing ever happens

you get yourself one of these babeys you can watch the number change whenever you like

femmenietzsche

SMALL DOMINO: Different factions in the French Revolution sit on opposite sides

LARGE DOMINO: Octogenarian senator from Idaho hires staffer whose entire brain is "PNG of anime girl reaching through noose"

holy-leapin-splits-batman

teaboot

hotel transylvania parking job

#s class posts

weepingchoir

Has anyone written a queer romantasy retelling/homage of a classic piece of literature yet? You could advertise it on tumblr with a pull quote that remixes the most quotable line from the original work into something unbearably dumb. I don’t know why no one’s tried this, seems like free money.

godlessondheimite

i’ve seen so many stories where revenge is awesome and cool and the best thing you can possibly do. just once i would like to see a story in which revenge has two victims, the target and the pursuer. but i guess society has not yet come as far as i have in deconstructing destructive notions of honor and valor entwined with hate. maybe someday someone will write this. not me, though.

godlessondheimite

thanks for the recs everyone. can you point me in the direction of things that are about how family doesn’t have to be your blood relatives, but instead can be people you have chosen. what about some creative works that are about the power of creative works. or where the main character is a writer. or something set in new york city where it’s like the city itself is a character. is there anything that is secretly about trauma, bonus points if it’s the way trauma is passed down. these are all ideas i yearn to see represented but i’ve never seen before and i don’t know if they’ve ever been done.

tsarina-anadyomene

we are the daughters of the accusers who were very successful at burning witches

estavionpira

Still subject to change, but my weekend plans right now are to get together with some friends and teleport the Vatican into the middle of downtown Beijing to see how long the Swiss Guard can hold the line before the PLA's elite atheist legionnaires are able to kick down the doors of the Apostolic Palace and drink the Pope's spinal fluid.

estavionpira

Weekend Update: 27 minutes, 42 seconds. The Pope got some good hits in though - leveled a couple city blocks before the PLA cyberwarfare guys pulled off a DDOS attack on the Divine Link powering his abilities, but once they shut that down it was all over for him. Well there's other cardinals.

it's demonic legion IS in the mortal realm tonight not demonic legionnAIRES in the mortal realm tonight

sanitymakesposts

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

sanitymakesposts

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

sanitymakesposts

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

evilscientist3

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?

fongus-the-ninth

Likely one of the funniest things we will get from the extremely late-to-the-party among us show

unknownorigins-uo

how can you exclude the one right below that

amazoogle

we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different