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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Misplaced Lens Cap
EXPECTATIONS
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
izzy's playlists!
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Not today Justin
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@estavionpira
for every Penis that i necrotize with my sick as fuck Bug Swarm, two more take its place. nevertheless i must continue. for Dinah
brian says my work is "sisyphean". lisa says i'm "reminding her of her brother". i ask them: did sisyphus have a base +2 rating in all power categories (on top of already existing master and thinker classifications)? did reggie? no? then Fuck Off
I mean you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo.
[warm laugh of fond reminiscence] I did do that
User: JackSlashDrinksVaseline
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Mister_Murder_Real_Real (10/9/2008): hey there biuddy. the name's Jack Slash. and i Don't like that you have been logging into Parahumans OnLine under the username "JackSlashDrinksVaseline" everyday and spreading your agenda in various Threads. thanks to your misinformation i have had to get bonesaw to make me violently allergic to petroleum jelly just to get ahead of these nasty Rumors. amd yet the moderators do Nothing so i am coming to you directly with a request: Please Stop
for every Penis that i necrotize with my sick as fuck Bug Swarm, two more take its place. nevertheless i must continue. for Dinah
Wanna hear a fun fact? you shouldn't. facts aren't fun. the acquisition of Knowledge is prelude to a deadly serious test of Wits. and you can never be caught lacking
rorschach hopecore quotes. enjoy
"never despair. never surrender."
"nothing is insoluble. nothing is hopeless. not while theres life."
"a pretty butterfly. some nice flowers."
Justice for Uncle Pablo!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can still hear Uncle Pablo's voice screaming at me to stop shaking the ladder...
see! see!! you were shaking the ladder too!! we all wanted it to happen!!!
Justice for uncle Pablo
he was literally annoying but like okay
This is the ghost of Uncle Pablo. I have accepted you murdering me but did you really need to insult my lime green and tapioca pudding colored suit while you did so?
And why
Just
Why
Did you have to insult my mother's cooking while you did so?
ummmmmm uhhhhhhh the axe forgets
help... no you're thinking of breaking bad
Breaking Things
why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go
Tumblr has started recommending me solar punk communities because of your posts. They caught the signal from your satire and thought it was genuine now I'm being taken away to the solar powered five-horse dismemberment
now you're being taken away to the solar powered five-horse dismemberment
that guy's ok... he pays me a tithe. that guy doesn't pay me a tithe - we don't see eye to eye. oh, here comes a big tither. love this guy
who would emerge victorious
nah, i'd winnipeg
batmanitoba with prep time
last night was a motion picture bro we almost crashed the marvelous flying contraption
it probably feels good as absolute fuck to be a wikipedia editor and add a [weasel words] to someone else's sentence. if you could do that in real life mid conversation with a visual sting hanging like that in perpetuity it would increase homicides by a whole integer percentage
