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you might think you’re down bad but I had a coworker say he thought it’d be hot if remy from ratatouille made the dude crank his shit in public

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guys I have to poop what should I do :(

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went to the “strip club” last night and guys there is some kooky stuff happening in there

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going to femboy hooters for lunch you want anything?

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please be patient I have a boner

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I’m the lebron james of shitting my pants in arby’s

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I’m like if einstein was a dumb asshole

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fart in your hand before slapping someone to inflict poison damage

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no I did not “find everything okay” where is the love

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no I did not “find everything okay” I didn’t find the shrek toothpaste I fed to my dog once and I’ve been looking for 22 years

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saying “this guy’s a real loony!” whenever someone sees me reading the communist manifesto so the CIA won’t kill me

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if all it took to fix america was for me to enter the penis exploding machine I would boldly make that sacrifice

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jfk came to me in a dream last night. ig he didn’t get shot, he just held in a sneeze

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I’m like if picasso was bad at painting and an incel

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jfk actually died from holding in a sneeze

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bombing at a local sex shop. police have said the casualty rate is hard to estimate, but upwards of 400 men’s corpses were identified only by the remains of their penises and assholes

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you’re saying I gotta go on a cruise to get the hentai virus? ive had that shit since 7th grade