#horsent

[eggslamwich]

I was not expecting her questline to go this route

[childhoodmeetsfromsoft]

Hornsent Rap

To the tune of "Batty Rap" from "Ferngully" (We open with the moment when the TARNISHED meets the HORNSENT in the Gravesite Plain. FREYJA motions them toward him) FREYJA (spoken) Oh, another thing, did you speak to our dour little friend? If you've yet to do so, have him give you a map of the crosses' whereabouts. They are Miquella's footprints. (The TARNISHED approaches the HORNSENT and the music starts) HORNSENT Yo, the name is Horny The history is thorny The shamans we were scorning Put us in mourning My path is unswerving My swords ain't girthy You might be Miquella's, but you ain't worthy I was done for The trashy whore's Godhood's what we're clashing for. With my ash of war I'm a crashing bore Cause wounds by the dozen Just like Waterfowl's cousin Yo, and did I mention I want vengeance? I'm Horny (spoken) Seems to have no effect, master. "GET ME ANOTHER ONE. GET ME ANOTHER SHAMAN." (sung) She used and seduced us Bled and traduced us For her Godhood she only used us So here my horny word And exercise a little prudence When dealing with Numens (spoken) "Lord Hornsent, another prisoner. Tooth whip. More lashes, Thomas. Remove the prisoner's flesh. After about 600 lashes to the back, the shaman seemed to exhibit some ability to meld with a series of convicts' penises. I said orally. Increase the volume on the Lamenters'...we're losing her. Get me another one, get me another Shaman! Strap him down, if he resists, impale him. Impale him! IMPALE HIM! DON'T IMPALE ME. Seems to have no effect, inquisitor. Thank you, Grandam. Why don't you ever call me?" As you see, the Shamans don't really feel pain. THEY JUST GET USED TO IT! (sung) 'Cause I fight for the horns To vengeance I'm sworn Til Marika mourns With post-traumatic stress over my dark fate And race hate Postcoloni- al bologna Justifies my acts For Marika's groaning I'm Horny FREYJA Horny, Horny HORNSENT I'm Horny FREYJA Horny, Horny HORNSENT I fight for the horns and my history is thorny I'm Horny FREYJA Horny, Horny HORSENT I'm Horny It's my horny rap (spoken) "Use the greatsword of damnation, idiot! He's just a shaman!" (sung) My horny rap (spoken) "Make sure the teeth in the whip are diseased" (sung) My horny rap FREYJA Who's Horny? HORNSENT Moi