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Prologue — How Did He Even Get This Job?

…That… can’t be legal, right?

(First Ask!)

#full disclosure it’s not #monkey d luffy #soul king brook #host piece #jinbe

i’ll take the singular note my last post god as confirmation. behold one piece host club au. it’s extremely shitposty not even gonna hold you but it’s so fucking funny.

also this stupid meme i did

disclaimer it’s not based on ouran (though i love ouran) this all just stemmed from a joke about luffy being so unemployed that the only place that would hire him is a hole in the wall host club join that he’s so bad at, he loops back around to bring the best host there.

#host club au #sure i’ll just tag it as that for now #my art #fanart #character tag avalanche GO #monkey d luffy #roronoa zoro #cat burglar nami #god usopp #black leg sanji #nico robin #cyborg franky #soul king brook #i feel like i shouldn’t tag broom actually he’s only represented thru that fucking abomination in the corner #sorry brook fans :[#there is like somewhat of an actual plot but i’m too lazy to describe the premise here L #one piece #host piece

@ask-hostpiece Behold! The Frabubu!

He begs for death, but as a machine, he cannot receive it. He stares, for he can do nothing else. I feel him writhing under my skin. He’s in my skin. The Fraog is coming. THE FRAOG IS COMING.

#host piece #one piece #cyborg franky #unreality #he’s begging to be released

Wait if I can ask about literally anyone. Is kaya visiting right now and how is she doing? :]]]

The Death of Professionalism

…and King. Just generally.

First Ask -> Next Ask

#y’all pray for my goat he’s fucking washed #anyway ACTUAL PLOT POINT INTRODUCTION. EVERYONE CHEERED. HOPE YALL LIKE THE LONGER UPDATE #and now… hopefully i can start doing more frequent shorter updates again……..#usokaya #some people have already kinda assumed there will be ships here and yeah. yeah. buckle up we’re about to get stupid.#host piece #one piece #thanks for the ask!#asks #usopp #kaya one piece #MY GOAT love her. hope yall like usokaya and kaya generally bc she’s not going away lol #roronoa zoro #y’all have been FIENDING for more king so i hope this scratches the itch lol #tony tony chopper

King can you tell me more about the new plant you made?❁✿❀

“Why does she gotta choose between love and giant monster? That’s stupid! She should just get both!”

First Ask -> Next Ask

#HOOH nother big boy #i keep telling myself i should stop making asks thing bug but keep doing them anyway lol #the muses… they compel me #anyway! hope y’all liked the great caption usopp’s story of how he got fired from his last job i mean #how king defeated the wicked tree king.#host piece #thanks for the ask!#one piece #usopp #asks #monkey d luffy #kaya one piece #everyone else is kinda incidental lol

I'd love to know more about Romeo.. Maybe pepper him with kisses, even.

- Brook and Romeo proceeded to argue about this for the next 10 minutes -

First Ask -> Next Ask

#unfortunately u cannot kiss the cook sorry </3 #this one felt like a return to form strangely enough #made even stranger by the fact this blog is only ~2 and a half months old #i know! two and a half months!#time really flies… :’]#host piece #one piece #thanks for the ask!#asks #sanji #soul king brook

It pains me that he is not a host i can spend an evening with but i still want to tell Soul King he is Gorgeous. And ask what was his inspiration to create this lovely establishment?