#hot dog...

[pushdotmov]

SCREAMMMMM

[parcai]

okay question. so ur in a kitchen and u have to make a meal or u get executed. u have just enough prep time and all the available and possible spices and ingredients that you could need. ur life is on the line and i believe u have pride in ur cooking so ur probably going to make ur best recipe 🤔 or maybe something u know for sure ur executioners will like? 🤔 idk. anyway so what is the meal that u would cook to save ur life dude and why did u choose it 😱🌭

i have excessive pride in everything i do 😚

🤔 we have to be v strategic here...i would need to know what the executioners are like and then make a food they probably had homecooked as a kid and win w nostalgia 🤨

but seeing as i have been given no backstory ☹ i think i will just make whatever i enjoy bc if i die at least i get to eat good stuff first and EYE am the star here 🌟😍🧠 hmm so probably maharashtrian pomfret curry bc u can't get the ingredients here + i miss it 😔 and fried bombay duck (this is not a duck 💀 it's a fish) with fresh goan black crab and white rice bc if we're abt to die it's okay to be unhealthy 💀💀💀 and then solkadi to drink + mix w rice on the side, and maybe taak (which is like this white dairy-based drink thing) just bc i doubt the executioners have spice tolerance MDHDKDHSL embarrassing 🤥

and then dessert would be gulab jamun w fruit custard because these things, like fish curry, take forever to make so even if the executioners do not like the dishes, or like burn their tongues off, i have plenty of time to prep for an escape route 😈

[krisispiss]

girls be eating... hotted dog... 

[itskristenbiches-blog]

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