#hot pirates

[masterhallmark]

Everyone thirsting over Descendants Captain Hook obviously never watched the 2003 version with Jason Isaacs

They even introduced him TOPLESS

[abbytherats-blog]

He's called the Voyager!

I think his name will be up to the player! If that's the case, I'm calling him Drake!

[sliebman10]

Pirate

"I am not leaving the house like this.” Remus said, staring at himself in the mirror.

“Harry’s expecting us.” Sirius said, from the bathroom. “So are the grandpups. They want to see us in pirate costumes…it is a theme party after all.”

Sirius emerged from the bathroom in full pirate regalia, down to a hook that he was fidgeting with.

“Well, that’s just not fair.” Remus said, eyeing Sirius appreciatively. “Of course the costume looks good on you.”

Sirius came up behind Remus, and moved the collar of his velvet waistcoat out of the way. “Like what you see?” Sirius purred into his neck.

“Only you would be a hot pirate, Pads.”

“Better behave yourself…or you’ll have to walk the plank.”

Remus turned around to face him. Sirius took the hat that was in his hands and put it on the dresser. “Are you going to punish me, captain?” Remus asked, a smirk playing at his lips.

Sirius grinned wickedly. “Yes. It’s down to the brig for you.” He took the hook and slid it against Remus’s bottom lip.

“We’re going to be late for the party.” Remus said breathlessly.

@wolfstarmicrofic

[cheetodustfairy]

Let’s bring back men wearing puffy shirt+tight Victorian vest combo

[claar-bookdragonwitch]

By jkr.art

[cocohook38]

So now I'm gonna need that BlackBeard to meet our Killian... for personal scientific reasons

[kofangel]

[ionlylikemycat]

So, uhm.... I'm watching Once Upon a Time because of the FUCKING HOT PIRATE OGMYGOD HOW IS HE THIS HOT SOMEONE KILL SOMETHING TO MAKE ME FEEL MANLY AGAIN. I have the math MCAS tomorrow. I should be asleep. But no. Hot pirates, man.