May 30, 2025
He’s half goat, all chaos, and 100% your type.
There’s smoke. Maybe fire. He lands in your driveway like he’s got beef with gravity. Laughs like trouble. Winks like sin.
Jersey Devil brings heat, horns, and a smirk you should ignore. Doesn’t believe in shirts. Does believe in mischief. Your friends say he’s a red flag. You say he’s “probably just misunderstood.”
Ride or die? Or both. He’s in the calendar—link in bio.