🥣 The Great Cereal Before Milk vs. Milk Before Cereal Debate – Hargreeves Family Chaos Edition
Oh. Oh.
This started as a casual question.
Now? It’s a full-blown war.
Sides are forming. Arguments are escalating.
Someone (probably Diego) is about to throw something.
🔥 The Teams – Who Pours What First?
🥣 Team “Cereal First” (The Logical Ones)
Five – “Who the hell pours milk first? What kind of psychopath—”
You – “Exactly! Cereal first, like a normal person.”
Diego – “Yeah, because you need to SEE how much cereal you have before adding milk.”
Allison – “It’s just basic science.”
Ben – “Thank you. Finally, people with common sense.”
Main Arguments:
✔ “How do you know how much milk to pour if you don’t even have cereal in the bowl yet?”
✔ “You need crunch—not sad, soggy milk mush.”
✔ “This is how cereal was MEANT to be eaten.
🥛 Team “Milk First” (The Agents of Chaos)
Luther – “It prevents splashing!”
Klaus – “It’s ✨aesthetic✨.”
Lila – “It pisses people off. That’s why I do it.”
Viktor – “…I just don’t like my cereal floating.”
Main Arguments:
✔ “If you pour milk first, it keeps the cereal crisp on top.”
✔ “It’s cleaner. No mess. No splash.”
✔ “Cereal floating in milk feels wrong.”
✔ “Why are you all SO MAD about this?”
🔥 The Debate Begins 🔥
Five, pointing aggressively at Klaus: “Milk first? Really? You disgust me.”
Klaus, shrugging: “Listen, I live to bring chaos.”
Diego, glaring at Luther: “You’re the LAST person I expected to betray me. WE LITERALLY LOVE THE SAME CEREAL BRAND!”
Luther, defensive: “It’s efficient!
Lila, grinning: “I just like watching all of you lose your minds.”
You, pointing at Lila: “So you’re ADMITTING it’s wrong.”
Lila, smirking: “I never said that.”
Ben, crossing his arms: “This shouldn’t even be a debate. Cereal first is OBJECTIVELY correct.”
Viktor, raising an eyebrow: “Then why do you all look so pressed?”
Allison, nodding: “Exactly. The fact that this argument is even HAPPENING means milk-first people know they’re wrong.”
Klaus gasps dramatically. “I feel so attacked.”
🥊 The Fight Escalates
Someone (probably Diego) throws a spoon.
Klaus retaliates by throwing a whole gallon of milk.
Five dodges it and teleports behind him.
“Oh, you wanna play dirty?”
Luther, still trying to make logical points while covered in cereal:
“Technically, milk-first gives you better control over milk-to-cereal ratio—”
Diego: “SHUT UP, TRAITOR.”
Lila, already pouring milk into a bowl just to piss people off.
You, physically restraining Five from committing an actual murder.
Ben and Allison just standing to the side, shaking their heads.
Viktor, watching the chaos unfold: “Is this really the dumbest thing we’ve ever fought about?”
Five, mid-teleport attack: “It’s up there.”
🔥 Final Verdict – The Cereal War Will Never End
✔ Nobody changes their mind.
✔ Everyone is now covered in milk and cereal.
✔ Five refuses to let it go. Lila keeps doing it to annoy him.
✔ Reginald walks in, takes one look, and immediately leaves.
thank you for reading!
xoxo, B