#hotleggy

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Rosa and Gina go on extreme dates like sky diving. They count down, but Gina grabs rosa and jumps on two, and rosa swears if they don't die from jumping out of an airplane she'll have to kill Gina herself, but then they kiss in midair and she suddenly isn't mad anymore

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOOOOOOOOD

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Here's another one 4 u: ice skating. The whole precinct goes and watches in surprise as the 2 Baddest Bitches in the whole damn world cling to each other for dear life Bc they are unreasonably bad. Amy is the Supportive Mom Friend who tries to teach them but quickly finds out they're about as hopeless as jake who is currently holding on to terry like the iconic Titantic pose and being pulled around.

this is…the cutest thing ive ever read

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hotleggy replied to your post “Me: has too many shows on my netflix queue Also me: literal wine mom...”

dude whos ur fav property bro?? I'm personally a fan of jonathan lol

Jonathan for sure! I love them both, but I think it’s the longer hair, scruff, and workman aesthetic (nevermind that he is a workman shh) that does it for me

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You remind me of a vulpix tbh

I love Vulpix!!

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Listen Kurt has an arsenal of hoodies and Pietro steals them all the time. I saw it with my own two eyes

i saw it too he can’t hide it

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they return w/scott who has Seen things. storm tells ghost stories which Pietro swears Does Not Scare Him (it does) and he will not end up in kurts tent at 1 am (he def will). Jubilee can use her powers to make fireworks and their all chillin and just having a Good Time.

scott comes back traumatized lmao

ok but storm’s ghost stories would be the scariest shit i’m with pietro on this one she does not fool around

jubilee brought sparklers in her fanny pack too tho so everyone could be included

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They go to this lake and storm and pietro go cliff diving bc they r Badass. Jean and Kurt go in the water, except every time something touches his leg, Kurt bamfs them both back to shore. Pietro wants kurt to cliffdive with him but kurt is a little hesitant bc its a long ways down and aren't we done trying to kill ourselves. (but he eventually does bc like pietro holds his hand and they jump off together ok??). That night they're all chilling, they've sent out Jean and pietro to find scott.

this is getting better(!!!!!!!) 

spoiler alert the thing that touches his leg is either storm sneaking under and grabbing him or his own tail

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OK: the crew going camping. Jubilee has a fanny pack bc she is the Lame Dad but also the reason they're all still alive... so who's the real winner. they all go hiking and Scott get's lost almost instantly and they don't see him again until that night. Pietro keeps running ahead and jumping out at ppl. Storm accidentally decks him which marks the final time he does it. Kurt has one of those huge floppy hats and nobody has the heart to tell him that it looks terrible bc hes havin such a good time

dad jubilee ok. she eventually just gives pietro a stern talking to and he stops scaring people, but not before storm gives him a bloody nose lmao he deserved it. but them when they get to their campsite tho

jean gets a fire going in no time and storm and scott pull all the picnic tables in the campsite around it so they can sit. it gets chilly and they all put on bunches of layers and lean against each other and look up through the trees at the stars, the only noise is the crackling of the fire.