#houndlit

[nullfier]

✏️ ... i fear i need to know,

INCORRECT QUOTES ⤻ AKUTAGAWA + DAZAI.

dazai: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE! akutagawa: [climbing] THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!

akutagawa: if i didn't know any better, i'd say you're impressed. dazai: but you do know better.

dazai: sorry i'm late, i was doing stuff. akutagawa: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS!

akutagawa: you can’t have a gun on stage! dazai: WRONG AGAIN! i can have a gun, and i must have a gun, that’s the rule of chekhov’s gun: have a gun. and now that it’s been seen, i will have to shoot someone before the end of the play.

dazai: akutagawa, this morning, i called you abhorrent and reprehensible, and i'd like to withdraw that statement- akutagawa: aww, thanks- dazai: but i can't. those are the two words that best describe you.