dazai: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!
akutagawa: [climbing] THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!
akutagawa: if i didn't know any better, i'd say you're impressed.
dazai: but you do know better.
dazai: sorry i'm late, i was doing stuff.
akutagawa: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS!
akutagawa: you can’t have a gun on stage!
dazai: WRONG AGAIN! i can have a gun, and i must have a gun, that’s the rule of chekhov’s gun: have a gun. and now that it’s been seen, i will have to shoot someone before the end of the play.
dazai: akutagawa, this morning, i called you abhorrent and reprehensible, and i'd like to withdraw that statement-
akutagawa: aww, thanks-
dazai: but i can't. those are the two words that best describe you.