#houndnotaknight

[sunofdorne]

Elia : baby

Aegon : mom I'm 34

Elia : baby

Rhaenys : mom

Sandor : Elia

Elia : shush babies

Sandor : I'm twice your size

Elia : b a b y

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[To: Grumpy Dog]: did you know theyre accepting peaches at jousting tournaments now?

[To: Grumpy Dog]: the jackpot is literally a cauldron filled with peaches

[To: Grumpy Dog]: come by and place your bets we can enjoy a feast with nothing but peaches!

[sunofdorne]

Meera/Sandor if you are down for that for the Halloween meme.

YAS

meme

Choses the pumpkin: Meera. I think Sandor would grumble about it like he doesn’t care but still not-so-subtly try to influence her choice tho lmao

Carves the pumpkin: I can see Meera making super intricate designs lmao

Gets scared and clings the other in a haunted house: I want Sandor to get scared just for the mental image. He might not cling at her bc he tries to act tough but all of a sudden he’s holding her hand way too tight

Matching costume idea: Meera

Makes a cozy bed-fort to cuddle in: Meera

Steal’s the other’s candy: Sandor pls.

Accidentally gets lost in a corn maze: SANDOR CAN SEE ABOVE THE CORN MAZE.....

Tells spooky stories to scare the other: That’s obviously Meera material

Collects cool-looking leaves: they do it together. It’s the typical “lol wtf it’s just a fucking leave” Sandor behaviour when he actually enjoys this shit as much as her

[sunofdorne]

@houndnotaknight continued from here

Sandor looked up from his steaming cup of tea (oh, how he wished it were beer… or something stronger.) and blinked until Elia’s face became less blurry. He merely shrugged in answer. She was right, obviously. He couldn’t sleep anymore ever since she’d left, merely passed out when he was too drunk. He groaned and rubbed his eyes in order to avoid Elia’s.

She didn’t know what to do with him. Obviously she would never have refused him -- but frankly, seeing him wallowing in self-pity instead of solving the situation was getting on her nerves. Elia was ready to accept one massive fuck up but it did not have to drag on.

“You’re eating at least, right ? I’m going to have to be the one dragging you around if you don’t, can you imagine ?”

The balance between being a total bitch and coddling him too much was thin, so thin -- because of course part of her understood how he must feel, but it could not go on. 

[sunofdorne]

Can you believe your son never realised Jaime and I used to fuck until now

Well his dad still thinks Ashara and I are best friends forever so he hasn’t got the best rolemodels out there….

[sunofdorne]

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meme

waking up after a long night of drinking.

The first thing she noticed what how her feet would poke out of the blankets. The second thing she noticed was how big they were. And.. well, not her feet. Not her skintone. Not her hands either.  She felt huge, and kind of awkward. 

And then Elia sat up on the couch, not as dizzy as she would have thought, and the ceiling was way closer than usual. What… What is this…

It was like she had become huge. And tall. Once she got up she could feel it, and what the hell. What the hell.

Then she remembered that Sandor fallen asleep on that exact spot before she had left for bed, and she had to sit down again. Seconds later, she heard her own voice from the adjacent room. “WHAT THE FUCK ?” and the noise of someone falling. “FUCKL I CAN’T EVEN STAND ON MY FEET ?”

She walked into the room, finding… herself – Sandor – sitting on the floor looking pale as a sheet and cursing under his breath.

“You got up too fast, especially for a hangover.”

She momentarily put a hand on her mouth after hearing her raspy voice. Oh gods that was so weird. And seeing herself like that – Sandor – herself – she looked that tiny to him. “What the hell,” she whispered.