Feb 28, 2020
“Jesus...white chocolate and caramel? That combination’s so awful, it makes me want to ~cryy.”
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“Jesus...white chocolate and caramel? That combination’s so awful, it makes me want to ~cryy.”
Today is the Bradley’s Birthdays!
Bradley Meier is turning 31 today (and probably celebrating by baking a big caramel cake with his family)
Curley is turning 28 today (he’s celebrating by eating snacks with Dmitri and reading Harry Potter books)
Maso is turning 28 today (he’s trying to convince Calypso to wish him a happy birthday, but he is not succeeding so far)
Grimley is turning 29 today (but he doesn’t know it. He spends the day like any other)
Cryley is turning 30 today (he is not celebrating but strangely enough, it seems like this is the first birthday in the Office where he’s...happy?)
“Really, how candies people sleep at night? What are their reese-ons for turning our world so sour? Maybe they didnt mint it but their sheer nuttiness is uncandy.”
Cryley continues with a shit eating grin, not even stumbling on one of his puns while Marcel watches, pure despair written all over his face.
"That was awful, that was really awful-"
"Yeah, they weren't worth the truffle. Most of them were just chip jokes, next time I'll do bitter."
"I want a divorce."
Cry smirks and turns to his boyfriend. "Don't say that, you're going to make me—"
"It's NOT funnier if you repeat the same joke twice, shut the fuck up!"
Cryley tops from the bottom
“I dont need any extra gifts, cakes or balloons for my birthday. I already got the best birthday present I could ever ask for and his name rhymes with Helen~”
Arvan collects broken spirits. He wanders from Offices to Offices, trying to find doomed dimensions and convince the people he finds to come back with him. He lives in an Office that was originally only inhabitated by one Narrator.
They made a deal, if Arvan finds him a (*willing*) Protagonist, he would let him bring as many folks as he wanted to live in the empty and unused employee offices.
So far, there are three other residents: John, the hour!Bradley and the grimdark!Bradley.
From all three, only the grimdark Bradley is sane and active. John still wanders aimlessly, no matter how many times Arvan tries to tell him to stay put and hour!Bradley is pretty much not more than a broken husk nowadays.