#house dimir

[xantchaslegacy]

[dimir-archivist]

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Loke knew this was dumb. quite possibly the stupidest thing ever. the Dimir were not known for forgiveness. But He needed the money. and that strange person with strange accent had promised him, if he managed to return with even one file from the Dimir Archives, the riches received would be uncountable. his loan with the Syndicate was deep, and he knew he would never make enough as a guildless. But this could help

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Loke knew this was dumb. quite possibly the stupidest thing ever. The Dimir were... the Dimir. He couldn't quite remember much about them. But he knew he had to get a file. the strange person promised enough money to pay out his loan to the Orzhov. And he needed that.

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Loke knew this was dumb. quite possibly the stupidest thing ever. The Dimir... exsited. and the strange person had told him... oh. he couldn't remember. but he knew it had to with his loan to... shit. who did he owe money to?

Tock

Loke knew this was dumb. probably. he had met someone, and they wanted something, and now he was in a... library? why. why was he in here? he was scared. he wanted to go home. Somewhere there was a clock, and it was loud.

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Loke didn't know anything. Why he was here. Where here was. What his own face looked like. What that sound was. what was happening? he was scared

Tock

his name. what was his name? he couldn't remember. he couldn't remember anything. help. please someone help I don't know-

Tick

another.... moving thing? with, uh, the thing that makes sounds. it was humming, putting thing things into little boxes and moving the boxes somewhere else. it had a long, dark thing starting where he had his two mover things. covered in little things. the thin strands of stuff on it's head began red but ended in black. looked messy. he started forward. it could help him

Tock

Chima had been tracking the intruder. He was guildless, and in debt. In other words, send a courier to the Orzhov and no one would miss him. She had been picking out his memories, filing them away in case they turned out to be useful. Loke, that was his name. He was shambling towards her now, like he couldn't remember how to walk properly. Which, of course, he couldn't. It would be too distracting for him to run. Chima slithered towards him, and drew her knife.

[smolmilkling]

Kazimir, the worlds worst (psychic) vampire and slightly better rogue. From the mind of @dalishpariah

[gloomdocwife]

lazav. guildmaster of house dormir

[house-dimir-official]

Which of you decided to spray the House insignia on all those walls in Precinct One? What purpose could that possibly serve? We're here to collect and control information, not to write our symbol on a bunch of basilicas. I have the Orzhov in one ear suing us for damages, and the Azorius in the other demanding I bring forward those responsible so they can sign a 172 page document condemning them to public service, prison time and interrogation - for some reason in that order.

Szadek's teeth, people! Get it together and reread our manifesto.

(The other manifesto. The one we don't release to the public.)

[underthegates]

The Dimir control the libraries. The lie-braries. Open your eyes people!! They’re lying to us about everything! LIGHTNING BOLTS CAN’T MELT MIZZIUM BEAMS!! THE WAR OF THE SPARK WAS AN INSIDE JOB! THE DUSKMOURN LANDING WAS FAKED!

Okay, you need to chill the fuck out.

[imjustawaffle]

uhh anyone know Magic lore here. or Magic in general.

[gay-little-izzet]

Redesigning our old Ravnica DnD party!!!

These two are my own characters, and I could rant for ages about them, but I don’t want to make this post too long. (But if you’re curious, I’d love to share!)

These chaotic little anarchists belong to the lovely @doodles-and-oodles and @lochness-angel!

I might be back with the rest of the party, if I can summon up the energy 🫠