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Made this poll on a Discord server but thought it'd be funny to post it here
Which Caused The Azorius Senate More Paperwork?
War of the Spark and the New Phyrexian Invasion combined
A Single Selesnyan Polycule Divorce
Considering I'm the one who made it, this probably isn't even a remotely novel idea, but I think it would have been much funnier that when this died it made a 2/2 elf knight and a 2/2 horse instead
“I’m sorry. I just can’t join the Selesnya. But maybe I could help in another way.” Emmara’s smile melted. “Oh. I’m too late, then. You’re part of another guild already?” “No. That’s not it.” He thought of all the time he spent on other planes. He thought of all the mysteries that drew him from one side of the Multiverse to the other. “I’m just not . . . someone who likes to get too attached.”
From: Return to Ravnica: the Secretist, Doug Beyer
Selesnyans are all "The natural world and all it's creatures are beautiful and should be treated with respect" until I walk my pet centi-spider-bat past one of their nurseries in which case it's 'a monster', and 'giving the children nightmares'.
Ravnica
Izzet: the future is now whether you want it or not
Orzhov: give us all of your money
Selesnya: one with nature
Golgari: one with psilocybin specifically
Gruul: aren’t you tired of being nice?
Boros: the fun police
Simic: i’m not like other girls. i have crab legs
Rakdos: man, prostitutes cost an arm and a leg these days
Azorius: my dad works at azorius and can get you banned from ravnica
Dimir: what are you talking about? there are only 9 guilds of ravnica. you’re just imagining things again
Sanders Sides/Magic the Gathering
Today on “Combining extremely different things I really like” I was thinking how the colors in MTG (almost) line up with the sides pretty nicely, but the guilds (in universe groups based on two of the colors) don’t exactly match up with the boys just because of the colors alone. So I made two little.. Things. Just for the hell of it.
They aren’t perfect.. But I did as I could.
