#house shitposts

[lespoopypodle]

I️ guess I’ll just sit here for the rest of the night and wonder how to cure this House MD induced mental illness

[imhousingit-ohimhousingit]

i have never gotten a funnier ask

[lespoopypodle]

I️ am now a *checks notes* Patrick Jane fan. Bro seems suspiciously autistics to me. Watching the Mentalist through osmosis now. I️ told my family about watching House and one of my sisters says something like “oh yeah I️ heard of. You like it cuz the main guy is autistic” as if she knows anything about the show and I️ say “well it is a Sherlock adaptation so that makes sense

[lespoopypodle]

Either House gives off High Functioning Sociopath vibes because it’s a Sherlock adaptation. Or he’s just really good at ragebaiting and validly grumpy

[lespoopypodle]

I️ love how whenever a patient starts seizing, the doctor ppl turn them over on their side. That’s a nice detail

[lespoopypodle]

The fact that House only gets shot like twice during the whole thing is wild to me. Like he gets punched a lot (just like Patrick Jane from the Mentalist) tho. Like Whitehat has been stabbed more times than that. Twice by Hacker, several times by Forrest (I️ will NOT elaborate, frick you)

[lespoopypodle]

Gnawing on the furniture again. I️ was bored in the car so I️ was daydreaming that Sherlock Lucifer crossover (I️ always think it’s funny when Luci meets an aethiest or a Jewish person (pretty sure they don’t have hell in Judaism) because neither of them believe he’s the devil). John doesn’t seem to be particularly religious but he had some Christian-y wedding ppl if that counts, like church blessing ppl I just realized idfk how weddings actually work. Anyways Luci comes to 221B looking for drugs (he can smell them like a dog), and this pisses John off a lot (he’s a doctor so he hates when Sherlock does drugs and shit)

Also “I️ don’t need pity from the devil” is a sentence that I️ never thought I’d imagine House to say. But here we are, Lucifer offering to help with his leg somehow (“loooord heal this biiiike” but it’s Luci trying to understand how tissue death works) in exchange for whatever drugs House can scam the hospital pharmacy out of. What’s the point of Luci even doing drugs? We know he isn’t affected by alcohol (or at least when he drinks a normal amount) he only carries around his vodka flask because he likes the taste for some fucking reason (that shit don’t taste good)

[lespoopypodle]

Shout out to Mr. Monk because he doesn’t need drugs or alcohol to hallucinate. He just hallucinates for the love of the game (and mental illness, mostly that). I️ feel like that one time in Season 1 when he went on Grippy Sock Vacation (all he did was walk into the wrong house and make it his own. Cuz of some mental illness thing, probably related to Trudy) wasn’t the only time. Like you can’t tell me that in the next seven years bro didn’t have a single mental breakdown? Dude starts speaking gibberish whenever there’s an earthquake cuz it fucks with his occipital lobe or smth). I️ know that House went on a Grippy Sock Vacation. He insulted everyone there and other general asshole behavior. Love that guy