#housmates

[robot-zombie-from-outer-space]

me, fed up with my food stealing housemates: don't touch my salt or else I'm gonna *puts on sunglasses* assalt you

[sitihasmah412]

#happydeepavali #happy #deepavali #happydiwali #housmates #kolej #sakura #sarawak #loveit

[istroberijam-blog]

Last hirit on my Birthday! I really feel so blessed and loved! Thank you, thank you! 😘😘😘😘

#HappyBirthdayToMe #Birthday2015 #Twentyfour #Thankful #Blessed #Virgo #September #SeptemberBaby #Housmates #Friends #Mysecondfamily #Malaysia

[amphata]

So yesterday I bought those little raw croissants you bake yourself in 15 minutes, and now I'm making them and the whole house smells delicious, it's like a fucking french bakery, also I'm making proper coffee (I'm Italian, I use a mocha machine). Long story short, all my housmates suddenly left their rooms to come and smell my breakfast, but no one wants to admit it, so it's just an awkward catwalk of people in their pajamas walking into the kitchen to open and close the fridge, or to toss something in the trash bin.

[feynmansrainbow]

cursorially and I just made popcorn and now I'm studying astrophysics and he's playing dark souls

we're great

[newagegrandma]

Cleaning Routines!

So cleaning in my house is a big thing, like it makes of 75% of my time in my house, but then again I'm not here very often so don't trust that statistic. On the first day I moved in I was inundated with how to take care of the house. Every part of the house has its own quirks and it's old so we have to take special care of it, but the people occupying this house are more quirky than the house itself, so get ready for some bullshit. I'll go in the order of what makes sense the most you'll understand why by the end.

Kitchen duties:

Clean the counters, daily. That makes sense, but that includes grout duty where we put some baking soda in the cracks of the tiles and scrub till it's whiter than the people in the house. This is daily.

Sink drains must be cleaned every time you wash the dishes, also makes sense, but more scrubbing follows.

We have a thing with the sponges which makes no sense and breeds a lot of bacteria, but I don't think they realize it. So we have a counter sponge and a sink sponge. The counter sponge has a corner cut off of it and is recycled from the last sink sponge. These are compostable so we have a new sponge almost twice a week. But what is really strange about the sponges is that we have to set them on the stove top to dry them out. But as the sponge is soggy and sitting there for a few minutes it will breed a ton of bacteria and then as the stove heats up the sponge the bacteria die in the sponge. This is a pretty terrible practice for the sponges, heating up and cooling things down is how bacteria is created and gets people very sick. I disagreed at first but I kept my mouth shut because nothing in this house makes sense and I just stopped caring at a certain point.

Sweep and mop the floor daily. The mop is fucking disgusting by the way because no one believes in bleach.

Wash the containers and then recycle them, like soap and water then recycle. Chill.

Compost which we dump into a ceramic container and then we dump in a big compost bin outside for our garden.

Clean kitchen table every hour, bacteria breeds. But make sure to use the counter sponge, which is a pteri dish.

Eat on the white plates. Don't ask.

Unplug the toaster oven or it will blow up.

Fill up the tea kettle with filtered water.

Turn on the filtered water faucet with only cold water. Hot water = bacteria.

The water bin is to save water while you wash your dishes so we can feed our plants with the mildly dirty dish water. Helllloooo we're in a water crisis.

Shoes:

There are outside shoes, inside shoes, and shower shoes. Feet are gross, the end. The shoes sound like what they are. It's more for Yulani and Shri Raudwa 's spiritual practices.

Bathroom duties:

I am responsible for the bathroom but each person does their own thing. We go in the bathroom, turn on the timer! 30 minute maximum though so hurry the fuck up, unless you're Yulani, more on that in another post.

Wash the mirror if you notice any spots.

When you tinkle throw your teepee garbage in the little tinkle teepee bin which we throw out in a special garbage can. Unless you shit and wipe your ass, don't throw that away flush it, bitch.

Do not flush tampons or the pipes will explode. Wrap it in toilet paper and throw away in the garbage outside. So not only am I pissed off, I'm pissed off holding my tampon for 2 minutes with only toilet paper protecting my hand from the tampon, yummy yum yum.

When you are taking a shower, be sure to wash the curtains each time with vinegar and a sponge so the mold doesn't set in. Chill.

Clean the shower drain you fucking ass hole, no one wants to see your pubes gathered up in the drain.

When you turn the shower off be very careful of the knobs as a small rubber stopper becomes chewed away if you twist the knobs too hard.

Leave the light timer on for 30 minutes after the shower.

The bathroom needs to be cleaned weekly, like fully scrubbed on a weekly basis, chill sauce. Guess who gets to pick out hippie pubes from between the grout on the tiles, me, I do.

General house cleanliness:

If anything seems dirty just do it, it's all about karma and positive energy.

Leave the fans on or else the air in the house becomes stagnant. Bad energy, etc.

But don't leave fans on in your room, it's a waste of energy.

Keep your door open, reason: energy. The karma gods will crucify you if the energy is bad.

Spend time in different areas of the house at least once a month! It promotes good yogi practices.

Only eat organic.

Alright that's all I can stand to write before I get annoyed.

Namaste bitches.

[droopybdawg-blog]

Take me back friendships games 2013!!!! #tbt #housmates (at City National Grove of Anaheim)