Rock It, Man... Rocketman!
In the description on my page, it says I'm "Faster than a speeding "Hover Round" scooter. More powerful than the latest "Super Soaker." Able to leap two... maybe two and a half feet... in a single bound!" and in my first post, I clearly said "I have more power than you can possibly imagine." I realize that some, in fact ALL, of my readers are just confused as hell. Well FRET NO LONGER! It shall be explained.
It's true, I'm not that strong... I'm not fast, and I'm really bad at jumping... But truthfully, those are my only weaknesses. I have just about every other superpower you can imagine. Every day, I will fill you in on a new power or ability.
TODAY'S REVELATION:I have the ability to mimic voices perfectly. However, this ability has a limitation. I can only mimic the voices of aged rock stars. If you close your eyes, you might actually believe you were standing before such stars as Mick Jagger, Jon Bon Jovi, or Paul McCartney. Many a time, I have used Steven Tyler's voice to crack mirrors and break crystal glasses. I employed Ozzy Osbourne's voice to communicate with a race of friendly aliens on vacation to Earth, and on one occasion (You may not believe this one... It's pretty unbelievable.) I borrowed the screeching voice of ACDC's Brian Johnson to win an argument against an angry black woman. True story.
