#how distressing

[st4rboyloser]

hmm am i just clumsy or am i lowkey reckless and careless with my life and safety

[nonbinaryyue]

screaming crying both the aroaceyue and aroacekatara urls are available. beautiful

[hopegroundzero]

My headcanon is that Matsuda should give me birthday presents and stop flushing the mother's day cards I send him and also give hugs. He may keep his Izuru Kamukura Was A Mistake meme wall because it makes him happy. He should also let me get him a cat.

“...”

“Maybe if a certain crypt creep would stop fucking chasing tanuki around after I’ve already told him to leave them alone, I would trust him with a cat. But I don’t see that happening, so your future’s not looking bright.”

...

“Also would you rather I burn the damn things instead? Also-also, maybe I’d be more privy to touching you if you took a damn shower regularly without me having to chase you with a water gun.”

[somebodylovesyougcv]

After years on the internet not much spooks me anymore, but jesse pinkman/walter white fanfiction has succeeded in making me very unwell 😭😭😭

[gold-standard]

I had no idea liking a persons posts if they were made by someone else didn't show up in their feed until 2 days ago.

[genesisaberrance]

I cannot be certain, but I am starting to get the impression that she does not like me. 

[koi019]

People writing children in fic is like a minefield. Your one year should not sound like a ten year old, nor should your three year old be incapable of whole words, especially if they are average children.

[springagainafter]

oh wait there’s a dragon

Cassandra’s gonna miss a dragon fight

Bull’s gonna miss the dragon fight too but he tends to spend 90% of dragon fights unconscious anyway so he’ll just have to be annoyed when everyone else gets back

Dorian is not pleased about fighting a dragon