Jun 21
My first and final comic, for a contest on Deviantart of Invader Zim. To my shock, I won. Back in the day I was really in the IZ fandom
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My first and final comic, for a contest on Deviantart of Invader Zim. To my shock, I won. Back in the day I was really in the IZ fandom
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How I won at One Night Ultimate Werewolf
*Says repeatedly on previous rounds that I suck at lying*
Me: “Please don’t be werewolf, please don’t be werewolf, please don’t be werewolf, please don’t be werewolf”
*Is werewolf* fuck
*the game begins* i’ve been headbanging and dancing during the previous rounds, so i gotta keep that up in case someone notices and gets suspicious
WEREWOLVES, OPEN YOUR EYES
*I open my eyes and see that there is no other active werewolf* wait really? ok then...
IF ONLY ONE WEREWOLF IS PRESENT, THEY CAN LOOK AT A CARD IN THE CENTER
*Looks at the card on my left in the center, sees the Troublemaker card* well i guess i’ll pretend that role and say i switched two player’s cards
WEREWOLVES, CLOSE YOUR EYES
*the rest of the roles are called and the night ends* i headbanged through all of that...
EVERYONE WAKE UP
*I’m just sitting there waiting to hear peoples roles, in order to figure out who to switch* ah god what am i doing
Friend on the right: “I was a villager.”
*A few other people state their roles, someone says Villager, but is overshadowed by the Teen Librarian*
Teen Librarian: “I was also a villager”
*Jumps on the opportunity* that'll do, the longer i wait to name my “role” the more suspicious i’ll look
Me: “I was the Troublemaker and I switched their cards, but they were both villagers so I didn’t do anything...”
*Everyone accepts that and moves on. Later on, as another Librarian is setting the “facts” straight they repeat what I said, and I confirm* oh my..this might just work, is there no seer?
Other Librarian’s Friend: “So there are one-to-many villagers”
*Doubt is cast onto the Teen Librarian’s initial role (they were a werewolf). That doubt is then transferred to my friend, as everyone agrees that I switched their cards* holy shit this is working, NO ONE CAN DISPROVE ME
other librarian’s friend: “Ok so, we’re killing her(my friend).”
Me: “...sorry friend.”
*Everyone agrees, while my friend keep proclaiming innocence* sorry friend but i’m not sorry for you in this moment
*Vote is barely taken before my friend flips over her card, revealing the villager card* you could’ve been lying, but it’s nice to see that you were truthful
*Seeing as the game is over, I swiftly flip my card, feeling like a million bucks* behold my card, I ACTUALLY DID IT!
*Everyone views my Werewolf card, briefly bursting out exclamations of varying emotions*
Me: “I WAS THE WEREWOLF AND IM THE ONLY ONE! I’LL MARK THIS DAY ON MY CALENDAR!”
*Victory is short-lived as we are dealt new cards, to play a new round, but I’m still happy. I finally managed to lie my way to victory as a werewolf*
MOREL OF THE STORY It’s easier to lie when you only have to cover for yourself. Just like in real life :p