#how unlikely

[flcralbonnet-blog]

@godforsakenthing

There’s always something disappointing about not being able to kick a door down. One day --- one day --- he’ll be able to make that entrance. But the door slides back, as quiet and smooth as they ever do on these big transport ships. He’s still got his gun in his hand, because all the guards are accounted for and sufficiently distracted, but he ain’t the luckiest man in the world.

Two minutes to get in, get the cargo, and get out.

 In theory, nothing can possibly go wrong, until ----

      “ ---- well, you ain’t military grade weapons or engine parts,” he observes, caution tugging his gun back up. “And unless I’m very much mistaken, this isn’t a passenger transport.”

[youllalwaysfindyourwaybackhome]

This Tesco is playing You All Over Me omg

[badideainaglass]

Greg is a competent detective who does a good job and works hard and wants an adult relationship with another hard working adult who understands about working long hours and is maybe a bit lonely and so is Mycroft and they do totally fucking normal couple things like have breakfast and read the paper in silence and occasionally have energetic sex that theyre a little bit embarrassed about.

[shrekyourself]

oh god damn it, my mii now has feelings for adam... shit