Waking up, it wasn’t exactly the sudden movement that had dragged him out of a midnight black slumber and, in all honesty, the elbow finding his flesh had only resulted in a pained grunt. No, it was the way he slowly but gradually lost feeling in his arm, that snapped Jayne awake. A string of Chinese curses left his mouth, creative in ways, not even his mother would be proud of.
For a moment he tried to reach up to his face with the numb arm in a fruitless attempt to get rid of the itch on his face but something heavy held him down. Slowly opening his eyes ( and quickly feeling regret to have come back to this mortal existence ) the mercenary came to realize that his arm was wedged underneath one Malcolm Reynolds. It was then that the hangover spread itself and embraced Jayne’s head while simultaneously sitting on his stomach and being a tiny distracting weight on his finger. What?
Another attempt to move his arm was made, this time he managed to wave it around a bit, catching glimpse of a delicate silver ring adorning his calloused digit. He let out a grunt, another noise of pain and his unwillingness to life. The dead flowers on his face surely completed the look of despair. ❝ Don’t matter, ❞ he finally pressed out, half tempted to just snuggle back into dreamland and die a quick death. ❝ Can’t remember nothing after that local gave out his booze for free. ❞ ( Somebody have mercy, he hadn’t even yet managed to move more than his arm and Mal was already in Mal mode again. )
Mal’s answering noise is something between an amused huff of breath and a slightly pained groan at the memory of it. Free booze. Matches up well enough with the heavy, lethargic headache settling over him right now. He ain’t usually one to get as drunk as all that --- happy to let Jayne do all that hard work. But y’don’t get free all that much, and only makes sense to take advantage.
( Just about; maybe there’s a little back-and-forth sway to it. )
His hand comes up to drag the remnants of sleep from his face, the heel of his palm kneading against his eye hard enough that he sees stars. Something’s a little off -- not horrifically. Ain’t no one been shot, and he’s still got all his limbs, far as he knows. Takes him a while to figure.
“ ---- don’t s’pose them free drinks came with a jewellery, did they?”
Because, yeah, that’s a silver band a-sitting on his finger, staring at him like it’s got something to accuse him of. Which it might well. Slow as honey but a little less sweet, a thought begins to ooze its way into his mind. Try as he might to ignore it, there ain’t no avoiding the facts:
one, he don’t remember enough of the evening to put a finger on events
two, he woke up with a ring on his finger that he’s pretty sure he’d recall
puttin’ there himself
three, he woke up next to Jayne.
Put it all together, and there’s a sick sorta feeling in his stomach that’s only a little to do with his hangover. He reaches over, grasps Jayne’s wrist and lifts it, so he can squint hard at ---- yeah, at a silver ring sat on one finger.
“ ----------------------- 羔羊中的孤羊 ”