for the hate/love thing: robots, long island, coffee, and those eos lip balm things
i hate that one day robots and robotic tech will replace human workers and that we’re all gonna be cool w it (hello! drones from amazon! the fuck!)
i love that robots will enable us to discover more than ever before & i can’t wait to be friends with one
honestly i hate everyone from long island and how they seem incapable of driving like normal human beings, and i know the cross bronx is technically more congested but the long island expressway is HORRIBLE and personally victimizes me since i believe it is the ENTIRE reason that when my bolt buses take the queens-midtown it takes like an extra hour for no good reason
i like that they invented the most efficient alcoholic drink on earth
i hate that it makes me poop
i love that it tastes delicious and allows me to survive on too little sleep
i hATE that by the time you can’t use it anymore there’s still fuckin half the balm left and meanwhile you’re wreaking havoc on your lips and skin by dragging fucking pLASTIC all over your mouth trying to get the balm that’s left like every time i buy one i regret paying so much when a chapstick would not cause me so much literal pain
I LOVE HOW THEY TASTE THOUGH which is why when they’re on sale i always, weakly, buy one