#howardeats

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grey steaks

Howard made himself lunch the other day and I was around to witness it.

He can't even be bothered to clean the table up first. What is that, a cork?

White bun, white onions, two steaks. Sounds like a Howard sandwich to me.

The grey colour of your steaks is super appetizing, Howard.

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dope-ass ice cream sandwiches

UGH I just can't be bothered to update this dumb blog regularly but HERE WE GO.

The other day me and Howard went to some place and got these dope-ass ice cream sandwiches. Just look at this fucking shit:

Looks awesome RIGHT? It WAS.

Howard ate his way too quickly, as expected. He just mows through his food. Like a machine.

Here is Howard part way through the eating process:

Look at that fucking mess! Howard, don't you know what a napkin is? Clean yourself up for god's sake.

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Little cakes

Sometimes Howard sends me pictures of foods that he would like to eat. Like this:

little cakes shaped like Cars characters? Holy shit. It's every little boys dream.

Too bad I'll never have the patience to make something like that.

Sorry Howard.