#howarewefriends

[dearfatbodies-blog]

Take back to that time I bought @parkergray20 that shirt that perfectly describes how he feels about women. P.S. I can't wait until you're home #howarewefriends #meninist #nogirlsallowed #throwback

[willydoodles]

How are we even friends???? #willydoodles #newvsold #friendship #bestie #howarewefriends #resemblencetopersonslivingordeadispurelycoincidental

[redwolfe98]

This sucks. And I'm afraid. And man does this suck

[helloiamerica]

Okay so funny story...

So two of my best friends I've known since elementary school but never became friends with them till high school. Anywho, one of them once told me that one time in elementary during lunch she was the peace patrol (basically when a kid wears this blue vest and keeps the peace on the playground or whatever) and I was eating an orange and threw the peel on the blacktop and she politely asked me to pick it up and told me not to litter. I sassily responded that no, I would not pick it up because oranges are biodegradable. I have no memory if this occurring but do not doubt that it happened because I was one heck of a smart aleck back then. Story # 2: my other friend told me a few weeks ago that in elementary school whenever she saw me, the first thing that would come to mind is "that's the girl who's really smart" and the second thing was "that's the girl with no eyebrows." She is still obsessed with eyebrows to this day.

[coco4sho]

Me and Kate catching up on facetime...

Kate: "Do you read books?"

Me: "Never."

Kate: "Okay."