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Garvin | Colorado | Chicago

[chubby-bunnies]

I’m fucking wheezing

[dashaibo]

Dude, I think there’s a problem with your PS4.

[such-justice-wow]

*smacks ps4* this is what good pussy smells like

[worldecay]

might fuck around and isolate myself this whole new year

[worldecay]

well fuck. who knew

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thatthinginthemoss]

ya know in hunger games: catching fire with the clock that has a new danger every hour?

that’s 2020

[aspergersissues]

[saiyanqueenreads]

Yes.  Just yes.

[cameoappearance]

"I wasn't confused, I had a very clear and completely incorrect idea of what you wanted."

[fierceawakening]

I don’t know, but it sure is a mood.

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

So I’ve got a projector set up in my living room against the wall and I’m about 5 seconds away from setting up my laptop to watch some life sized porn

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

I love being an adult

[amazing-world-of-gumball-deacti]

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

I love this

[geekandmisandry]

@rippledragon linked this to me and a good time is being had.

[thestateonmtv]

living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!

[thestateonmtv]

I’m sorry god please forgive me I would give anything to go to Barnes and noble and then dinner at Chili’s with a lava mountain cake please lord take me back I’ll never complain again

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[argumate]

"why would urban supercities depopulate?" plague, obviously

something to look forward to in 2020

[argumate]

oh for fuck’s sake

[kanda-franca]

OP first posted this in 2018 for context. what an on point prediction

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

maybe if bernie just showed a little more skin

delete

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I cant stop thinkjing about this it KILLS me

[stardustschild]

Me to my anxiety : can u like calm down these people don’t even think about you Depression : ever Me: that’s not what I meant

[yahenni]

Ripley's By God, I've Become So Desensitized to The Infinite Parade of New And Ridiculous Ignominies That Comprise Modern Life That You Could Tell Me Anything And I'd Just Be Like "Sure, Fuck It"

[yahenni]

Ripley's Jesus, Fuck, Really? Fuck.

[patrickat]

Ripley’s Sure, This Might As Well Happen.

[bruce-slutsteen]

John Oliver makes a plea for all those who are able to social distance themselves for the good of the vulnerable and the tireless healthcare workers.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

💸👏🏻2020👏🏻is👏🏻the👏🏻year👏🏻we👏🏻get👏🏻our👏🏻finances👏🏻in👏🏻order👏🏻💸

[perks-of-being-chinese]

I posted this a week ago and 👏🏻it 👏🏻did👏🏻not👏🏻age👏🏻well👏🏻🙃

[perks-of-being-chinese]

This post single handedly fucked the entire worldwide economy

[nerdjpg]

[write-on-world]