#howllegacy

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she needs a wife and the fact that she doesnt have one Right now proves that Homophobia is ALIVE

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maybe the cure to crippling loneliness lies in online dating? sia thinks it cant hurt to try (and yes, she has no idea to write bios, and hopes that she’s way more interesting in person!)

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sia and aaliyah hit it off pretty well!

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getting ready for her first date with someone called aaliyah!

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sia got invited to the opera!

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sis had to get a job since that pile of bills aren’t gon pay themselves, good thing she has some Offical Papers (i.e degree) that mean that she’s a doctor. no vomit scrubbing for her!

[bob-plays-games]

Nikita: “This is the toughest match I’ve ever had 😤”

But there’s no one there?

k...

Nikita: “No, I don’t want to invest in crypto currency! Stop Calling!”

Gary: “Sweetheart, the universe is awful so you’ll have to work to survive. Any ideas for what you want to do?”

Nikita: “Oh! She could be a musician! They make a lot of money sometimes.”

Gary: “That sounds great! What do you think pumpkin?”

Noemi: “I wanna be a fish!”

Gary: “If you study hard you can get into a good college and take care of your mom and I in our old age :)”

Noemi: “Dad I don’t think they let fishes in college”

Hey! Who did this! So rude >:(

Nikita: “The exterminator can’t be here till tomorrow morning”

Great try to to get sick till then

Nikita: “I’m going to stomp on them”

Great..

Oh I almost forgot they had another baby!

Anyway here's toddler Ronan. He gained the traits excitable and genius. So he’s the next Bill Nye.

Why do sims look like they’re daydreaming when they potty train toddlers?

They’ve multiplied

Up next: Someone finally kills the roaches.

[bob-plays-games]

Gary: “Oh no they're burnt :(”

Yeah you wandered off and tried to start another house fire. Thanks.

Gary: “When will I get my mojo back?”

You never had it in the first place...

Nikita tries to cheer up Gary and ends up with a bun in the oven. Hopefully this one doesn’t burn.

Nikita: “I feel a disturbance in the force”

That’s just Gary, don’t worry.

Nearly missed it bc I’m crap at remembering birthdays but here’s toddler Noemi!

She has gained 2 traits: ambitious (from Gary), and nightowl. Also after checking her OTH is sports. My mortal enemy.

Gary is going to teach her to walk and potty, and Nikita does talk and nursery rhyme. I like it to be even. Parenting is an equal partnership 🙂

Jumbok: “Younglings grow up so fast. Jumbok is sad and proud”

Well put, Jumbok.

Post makeover Noemi is going to kill people with cuteness

Gary: “An eel?”

Notice how I mixed like 5 different themes? Interior design is my passion.

Gary is now a... fireman burglar? Does he steal the fires? Please don’t bring them home I can’t deal with that again.

Nikita teaching her daughter skill in her underwear bc she’s a great parent.

Nikita: “Say mommy. Mommy!”

Noemi: “Mimmy”

Nikita: “Close enough. Next word: tax evasion”

That’s 2 words?

Not to be dramatic but I would die for this child

Gary: “How are you always so dirty? You act like we never bathe you.”

You don’t. Also do you think bathing her in a rusty tub is safe? Has she had all her shots?

Up next: Tetanus shots, a baby, and I start to regret saving Gary from the fire. Stay tuned!