#howthehell

[dead-beat-valentine]

This is me. This is the same fucking person. HOW THE FUCK lmao if anyone wants pics for cat fishing HMU.

[serenityisfamous]

How the Hell - Awakening (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/8hzCkphrOP In Alys Kopf schwirrte nur noch ein wirrer Gedanke herum, an dem er sich festhielt, damit seine Panik nicht die Überhand gewann. Es war der letzte Satz, den sein bester Freund ihm heute ins Ohr geflüstert hatte, als er ihm einen Klaps auf den Hintern gab, damit Aly mit Typ Nummer Eins mitging: „Immerhin bist du morgen keine Jungfrau mehr."

[a-ginlynn]

I am an old woman ♪ Named after my mother ♪ My old man is another ♪ Child that's grown old ♪ If dreams were thunder ♪ And lightnin' was desire ♪ This old house would've burnt down ♪ At a long time ago

[flamansz]

Tumblr should come with a demonic ritual to summon a lesser devil that would really help me understand how to use it, I am on tumblr for x million years but never learned it properly.

[xmytho-logicx]

Like Karens at a Karen-con, they cancel each other

[stuffed-being]

You look at pretty people and go - what water are you drinking, did u come out of a magic cocoon?

[zizzlekwum]

Only I could somehow stab myself with a freaking yogurt cup and realize I've been walking around with a shard of plastic embedded in my hand since yesterday morning 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️😂 #accidentprone #onlyme #wtf #howthehell https://www.instagram.com/p/BzEJiAjB7dJ/?igshid=1kz2rn1lcdcjg

[grimmreapha]

#howthehell https://www.instagram.com/p/BsarWEtHT-P_lPNlf3C-6KHVXmrZ-aTt1UL4zM0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xlo287hxlfxb