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#nxtcocoa has been a blast so far! Got to meet Carmella and told her I made her profile pic that she's using now and she was like "Yaaaasss!!" Best night ever and it ain't even over yet!
Hold up one sec
So one of my favourite tumblr users reblogged some of MY reblogs last night And for a hot second I felt internet famous.
GUYS 10 MORE FOLLOWERS TILL MY NEXT HUNDRED WHOOP WHOOP
How You Doin'?
Trout wrote a novel one time which he called How You Doin’? and it was about national averages of this and that. An advertising agency on another planet had a successful campaign for the local equivalent of Earthling peanut butter. The eye-catching part of each ad was the statement of some sort of average--the average number of children, the average size of the male sex organ on that particular planet--which was two inches long, with an inside diameter of three inches and and outside diameter of four and a quarter inches--and so on. The ads invited readers to discover whether they were superior or inferior to the majority, in this respect or that one--whatever the respect was for that particular ad. The ad went on to say that superior and inferior people alike ate such and such a brand of peanut butter. Except that it wasn’t really peanut butter on that planet. It was Shazzbutter. And so on. And the peanut butter-eaters on Earth were preparing to conquer the shazzbutter-eaters on the planet in the book by Kilgore Trout. By this time, the Earthlings hadn’t just demolished West Virginia and Southeast Asia. They had demolished everything. So they were ready to go pioneering again. They studied the shazzbutter-eaters by means of electronic snooping, and determined that they were too numerous and proud and resourceful ever to allow themselves to be pioneered. So the Earthlings infiltrated the ad agency which had the shazzbutter account, and they buggered the statistics in the ads. They made the average size for everything so high that everybody on the planet felt inferior to the majority in every respect. And then the Earthling armored space ships came in and discovered the planet. Only token resistance was offered here and there, because the natives felt so below average. And then the pioneering began.
My Favorite part in RDD~~