So @lunasilvermorny made this first, then @immagrosscandy did it, then @carewyncromwell did it and I read hers, so now I want to do it too! CUZ IT'S FUN
How would your MC react to the HPHM cast (that has appeared/will appear in a dating quest) having a crush on them?
If someone else told her:
"No. That's a bad joke. She's my best friend. Shut up."
"You... You're my BEST FRIEND. Why!? *Hugs Rowan* I'm SO SORRY!!"
If someone else told her:
"Where the hell did you hear that?? If that's true, Ben's a bigger idiot than I thought."
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... What? 😑 Excuse me, if you were in love with me, you'd actually LISTEN to me when I concern myself with your safety. I'm your mom, not your girlfriend."
If someone else told her:
"REALLY!? No no... No. NO. I'm literally the kryptonite in her life. Besides, she could crush on literally anyone else. Not me. Nope."
"Ohhhh Penny... No. No no no. I am so sorry! You're one of my best friends! Don't do this to me!"
If someone else told her:
"Tulip's heart lies with pranks, my friend. And I'm a freaking Prefect who will tell on her with no hesitation."
"...Why? That's illegal. Who are you and where is the real Tulip?"
If someone else told her:
*perks up* "REALLY!? Wait, are you sure? Don't give me hope."
*internally screaming* "Are... Are you actually serious?"
(Barnaby nods very hard.)
*blushing intensifies* "Kiss me now, you fool."
If someone else told her:
"No. That's a joke. If he did he'd already have told me by now. Andre Egwu is the definition of confidence."
"...well. That explains all the dresses. *Looks around extremely nervous* Ummm... I... Look, Andre, you're one of my best mates and..." (Cue long apology speech)
If someone else told her:
"Pshhhhhh. Have you even MET Talbott??"
"NO! No god please no! Talbott, you deserve so much better than the cursed girl!! You deserve someone with a more stable and safe daily life, not a girl targeted by Dark wizards!!!"
If someone else told her:
"Are you sure about that? Because he doesn't look at me funny."
"Awww Jae... I can't reciprocate your feelings. I'm so, so, sorry. Is there anything I can do to make up for it?"
(Jae convinces her to come with him next time he's making a deal.)
"DEAL! I'll come with you and I'll fight if I have to!"
If someone else told her:
"Wow... Really? But she's too pretty... Where are you even getting this from?"
*mind blown* "BUT YOU'RE MY BIG SISTER!? Since WHEN!? *Big hug* I love you too! But platonically!!! but I wouldn't mind you kissing me tbh."
If someone else told her:
*laughing* HAHAHAHA!!!🤣 Oh honey, that's the best joke I've ever heard!"
"...You have bullied me and literally tried to kill me and you treat me like garbage. I am not a fan of yandere. Not gonna work."
If someone else told her:
"Ismelda and I barely friends, she wouldn't even have the means to have a crush on me. We barely know each other."
"Didn't you say you wanted someone who'll bathe in the blood of your enemies? And that you can't go with anyone who's too soft? I am the walking advertisement for softness. If you think you like me now, think again. You will hate me immediately."