Fun Fact: I've named every creature in the magical creatures reserve after a How I Met Your Mother character
Aaaand my newest aquisition comes with a bad pun

ellievsbear
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Mike Driver
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
trying on a metaphor
todays bird
Xuebing Du
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Game of Thrones Daily
Not today Justin
Today's Document
AnasAbdin

shark vs the universe
Jules of Nature
Cosimo Galluzzi
almost home
taylor price
will byers stan first human second
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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@migui-s18
Fun Fact: I've named every creature in the magical creatures reserve after a How I Met Your Mother character
Aaaand my newest aquisition comes with a bad pun
Every Adult In “Harry Potter” Let Us Down At Some Point And That’s Important a 900 page dissertation by me
And that includes Joanne Kathleen Rowling a tear stained afterword by me
Hagrid Is The Exception a rebuttal by me
The Time Hagrid Told Voldemort How to Take Out Something Protecting an Object that Grants Immortality When He Was Drunk and Other Well-Meaning Fuck Ups a lengthy chapter
You’re Absolutely Right a retraction
How dare you assume Molly Weasley has done anything wrong ever
That Time Molly Yelled At The Twins And Ron For Saving Harry From Abuse And Starvation, Thus Likely Communicating To The Abused Kid In Her Presence That His Welfare Was Less Important Than Not Borrowing The Car, That Time Molly Was Utterly Condescending About How Harry Is A Child And Doesn’t Deserve To Know Anything In A Way That Probably Heightened His Determination To Prove Otherwise, That Time Molly Said The Twins Put Together Aren’t As Good As Any Of Their Brothers Over OWL Results That They Worked Hard On And Were Proud Of, That Time Molly Forcibly Cut Her Adult Son’s Hair Right Before His Wedding, That Time Molly Spent A Year Being Mean And Rejectful Toward Her Son’s Fiancee, That Time Molly Sent Hermione A Deliberate “Fuck You” Present For Easter Because She Believed A False Story Written In Witch Weekly Without Making Any Attempt To Ask The People Actually Involved, Those Times She Made Her Youngest Son’s Christmas Sweaters His Least Favorite Color, And Every Time She Belittled Her Husband’s Hobby, The Twins’ Interests, And Bill’s Appearance Because She Couldn’t Be Bothered To Understand Or Value Or Even Be Kind About Them a detailed reminder that no one’s perfect and sometimes what one person doesn’t mind or see hits another person hard
Florean Fortescue Just Wanted To Sell Some Ice Cream And Help Harry With His Homework He Is The Only Adult Who Didn’t Mess Up Until Getting Killed By Voldemort, RIP an increasingly strident addendum by me
OK You’re Absolutely Right Florean Fortescue Was In Fact Perfect As Far As I’m Aware a concession by me
I was today years old when I realised it's called breakfast because it breaks the fasting period (night)
Saw the lovely @bronweathanharthad do this and thought it was super cool! (Ily hun!) thought I’d give it a go-
Spell my URL using song titles:
P- Plant life by Owl city
I- I Was Born To Love You by Queen
P- Pigeon by Cavetown
P- Pale White Horse by The Oh Hellos
I- Into the West by Howard Shore
N- Never Going Back by The Score
S- Someone New by Hozier
T- Tiptoe by Imagine Dragons
O- Old Friend by Sea Wolf
O- Ocean Eyes by Billie Ellish
K- King of the Clouds by P! ATD
Annddddd imma tag: @sapphicsamwise @hatsoff-forgandalf @moondust-and-fairywings @timelordoftherings @boromirthedad @birblian @daenerystgn @eowym @frodo-baggins and whoever else that wants to do it!!!💕
S - Shut Up and Dance by Walk the Moon
A - Always Look on the Bright Side of Life by Monty Python
L - Little Kitty Mine by Ni-Ni
A - Absolutely Everybody by Vanessa Amorosi
O - Over and Over Again by Leroy Sanchez and Vasquez Sounds
F - Finally Found by Honeyz
T - The Rose by Westlife
H - Heaven by DJ Sammy
E - Easy Love by Sigala
N - Never Forget You by Zara Larsson
I - I Should Be So Lucky by Kylie Minogue
G - Get Back Up Again by Anna Kendrick
H - Hand in Hand by Koreana
T - True Colors by Justin Timberlake and Anna Kendrick
Yeah, I know! I’m a hopeless romantic and I regret nothing!
Tagging @ask-ismelda-murk @son-of-aurlius-piscius @hanihonii @theguythatdraws @kali-chandra @prxtty-latxn @zoeysandersofslytherin @honeydarling98 @falyenhea @goldgalaxytea aaand anyone else
Is slowly regretting her url lol
H - Hey Brother by Avicii
O - One Shot by B.A.P
N - New Every Morning by Audrey Assad
E - Elastic Heart by Sia
Y - Yellow Submarine by the Beatles
D - Down Goes Another One by McFly
A - Albatross by B.A.P
R - Radioactive by Imagine Dragons
L - Lead Kindly Light by Audrey Assad
I - Immortals by Fall Out Boy
N - Nancy Mulligan by Ed Sheeran
G - Go by NCT Dream
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What an eclectic taste I have :)
I’m going to tag @jayrart and anyone else who sees this ^_^ /)
J- Jenny by Walk the Moon
A- Addict of the gallery by Faith Marie
Y- Your Number’s Up by Ice Nine Kills
R- Runaway by AURORA
A- Armed and Ready by Jeff Williams
R- Run Lads Run by KillerBlood
T- Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler
Thanks for the tag @honeydarling98
I’ll tag @dia-m-o @brothergrimm71 @hanihonii
Thank @jayrart (now everybody will know my weirs like of songs)
D - Dollhouse - Melanie Martínez
I - I like it loud - cash cash
A - alone and sublime - mother mother
M - music- mystery Skull
O - once upon a dream - Lana del rey
I tag @lunasilvermorny @electricslytherindog @zackattack2995 @cynicaljapanophile @kyril-hphm
Z- Zero by Crown The Empire
A- Abigail by Motionless In White
C- Calling All Crows by Get Scared
K- Kali Ma by Neckdeep
A- All Out Life by Slipknot
T- Tears Don’t Fall by Bullet For My Valentine
T- Ten Thousand Feet by I See Stars
A- AM I HERE by FEVER 333
C- Cold Hearts by Myka Relocate
K- Kiss by Pale Waves
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Alright, now you guys got more of my weird music tastes
Tagging @danceworshipper and @theguythatdraws
D - Disturbia by Rihanna
A - Automatic by ZHU x AlunaGeorge
N - Naturally by Selena Gomez & The Scene
C - Control by Halsey
E - Everybody Wants To Rule the World by Lorde
W - We Own the Night by Matthew Morrison
O - On the Loose by Niall Horan
R - Rasputin by Boney M.
S - Shameless by Camila Cabello
H - Hold It Against Me by Britney Spears
I - Irresistible by Fall Out Boy
P - Pound the Alarm by Nicki Minaj
P - Piano Man by Mamamoo
E - Ending by Isak Danielson
R - Rabiosa by Shakira
…… This was actually really fun to do! It was hard to pick between certain songs though
Tagging @upset-hufflepuff @son-of-aurlius-piscius @zoeysandersofslytherin @sirfluffig
Huh, I regret putting an U into this name, but I think I just listening through my 30 playlists till I found something was quite fun actually! Well, Lets get this bread:
S ~-~ Superheroes by The Script
I ~-~ Immortals by Fall Out Boy
R ~-~ Renegades by X Ambassadors
F ~-~ Flaws by Bastille
L ~-~ Luck by American Authors
U ~-~ Unforgettable by Nico Santos
F ~-~ Fireflies by Owl City
F ~-~ Fire N Gold by Bea Miller
I ~-~ I lived by OneRepublic
G ~-~ Glitter & Gold by Barns Courtney
God I just remembered how much I love these songs!!
Anyways….how about @moko-sh @hufflinshufflin @elefseija @migui-s18 @diddy00 @narionblack @kathrynalicemc @zefirkazerin and @ryollie !!
Oh I love it!
M - Millionaires by The Script
I - Iris by The Goo Goo Dolls
G - Give me Strength by Snow Patrol
U - Unwell by Matchbox Twenty
I - I'm Yours by The Script
S - September by Daughtry
Thanks for tagging! Feel free to do it if you want 💙
How to Draw : Hairstyles Pt. 1
After a really long time this is finally done, I still have a few request projects to work on but this was at the top of the queue. A tutorial discussing the various methods and styles of drawing hair, specifically using shapes, tufts and strands.
WHAT YOUR FAVORITE HPHM SHIP SAYS ABOUT YOU
(with inspo and screencaps taken from Eldena Doubleca5t’s Harry Potter and Avatar the last Airbender videos)
I want the ghost bat 😭
I am a(n):
⚪ Male
⚪ Female
🔘 Writer
Looking for
⚪ Boyfriend
⚪ Girlfriend
🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can't remember
*wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat*
WAIT IT’S CALLED A THROW PILLOW
here is a super helpful website for this kinda thing!
the first result isn’t always the one you’re looking for but when you press enter it’ll give you a ton of words related to your query that’ll probably have what you’re wanting, or something better
here’s some examples:
Reblog to save a writer's sanity.
rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:
This is magenta, and not pink. Unlike pink, magenta doesn’t actually exist. Our brain just invents magenta to serve as what it considers a logical bridge between red and violet, which each exist at opposite ends of a linear spectrum.
TL;DR this color is fake (and also I hate it)
Wait til you learn about Stygean Blue
Your brain is a badly-designed hot mess of bootstrapped chemistry that will tell you that all kinds of shit is happening that has no correlation to physical reality, including time travel. It just makes things up. Your brain is guessing about what’s happening when your eyes saccade, what’s happening in your blind spot, and what the majority of the visible light spectrum looks like, and you don’t know it’s happening because it doesn’t aid your survival to become aware that a lot of what you see is fake.
The human eye only has three types of color sensitive cones, which detect red, blue, and green light. Your brain is making up every other color you perceive.
Let’s have a little fun with that thought. This is the visible spectrum of light.
You will of course note that yellow is on the chart. Yellow has a discreet wavelength, and is therefore a distinct physical color. But we can’t see it.
“Sorry, what the fuck?”
What we call yellow is just what our brain shrugs and spits out when our red and green cones are equally stimulated. We have light receptors that can pick up on the physical spectrum of light we call yellow: that’s why yellow things don’t just look like moving black blocks to us. But your brain has no fucking idea what the color yellow looks like.
Some animals have eyes that can perceive the color yellow! Goldfish have a yellow cone in their eyes. If they could talk, they could tell us what yellow looks like. But we wouldn’t be able to understand it.
What your brain actually sees of the color spectrum:
We can measure the wavelength of light, so we know that when we see ‘yellow,’ we are seeing light in that 550-ish nanometers range. But we don’t have a cone in our eyes that can pick that up. Your brain just has a very consistent guess about what color that wavelength of light could be. We decided to name that guess ‘yellow.’ We can’t imagine what yellow really looks like any more than a dog can imagine the color red.
Here’s the funny thing: your brain is never perceiving just one photon of light at a time. Something like 2*10⁸ photons per second are hitting your retina under normal conditions. Your brain doesn’t individually process all of them. So it averages them out. It grabs a bunch of photons all coming from the same direction, with the same pattern, and goes, “yeah, that cup is blue, fuck it, next.”
That’s how colors blend in our eyes. So sure, if a photon of light with a wavelength of 550 nanometers bounces into our eyes, we see what we call “yellow.” But if we see two photons at the same time, coming from the same object, one of which is 500 nms and the other of which is 600 nms, your brain will average them out and you will still see yellow even though none of the light you just saw was 550 nms.
So how does magenta factor into this?
Well, as we’ve just established, when your brain sees light from two different slices of the visible light spectrum, it will try to just average them together. Green plus red is yellow, fuck it. If it’s more red than green, we’ll call that ‘orange.’ Literally who gives a shit, we’re trying to forage over here. There are bears out here and it’s so scary.
What happens if you take the average of blue and red light, which we perceive to be magenta? What’s the centerpoint of that line?
Fucking green.
Hey, that’s not gonna work? We live on a planet where EVERYTHING IS GREEN. If something is NOT green, that means it’s either food, or a potential source of danger, and either way your brain wants you to know about it.
So your brain goes, WHOOPS. Okay - this is fine. We already made up yellow, orange, cyan, and violet. We’ll just make up another color. Something that looks really, really different from green.
And so it made up magenta.
So, physics-wise, is magenta “real?”
No; there’s no single wavelength of light that corresponds to magenta. But you’re rarely seeing only a single wavelength of light anyway. And even when you are, every color other than RGB is a dart thrown on the wall by your meat computer. This is the CIE Chromaticity Diagram:
Explaining this thing is a little more than I want to take on on a Saturday morning, but I’ve included a link above that goes into it a little more. The point is that only the colors that actually touch the ‘outline’ of the shape actually correspond to a specific wavelength of light. All of the other colors are blends of multiple wavelengths. So magenta isn’t special.
Given that color is just a fun trick your brain is playing on you to help you find food and avoid danger, is magenta real?
Yeah, absolutely. Or at least, it’s just as real as most of what we see. It’s what we see when we mix up blue and red. It would be disastrous from a survival standpoint to perceive that color as green, so we don’t. Because it’s not green. Light that’s green has a wavelength of around 510 nm. Stuff that’s magenta bounces back light that is both ~400 and ~700. Your brain knows the difference. So it fills in the gap for you, with the best guess it has, same as it does with your blind spot.
The perception of color exists within your brain, and your brain says you see magenta. So you see magenta.
a man of his word.
Gorgeous
[just a conversation between Jay and Felix in the midst of finding that egg brother]
I missed Jay 💙💙
I honestly think it looks better without the choker, and would be even better without the hood.
Still, this is the hairstyle I've been waiting for since I first drew fanon MC 💙
Hello, R! It is I! I arrived on my faithful Thestral, and I’m ready to be sacrificed in the final Cursed Vault.
At least I’ll die with great hair.
(Yes, I’m pretty upset the hairstyle is attached to the hood.)
Hello, should we start a great hair club??
outfit/item idea: a t shirt that says "I Saved The School Multiple Times And All I Got Was PTSD And This T Shirt"
Hey y'all why are writers always cold?
...why?
They're always surrounded by drafts!
How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Oh god.
How many?
Two! One to change the bulb, and the other to give it an unexpected twist at the end!
What do writers have for breakfast?
Coffee?
Synonym buns!
Where do all the struggling writers live?
How are you coming up with all these?
Where?
Writer's Block!
What do writers suffer from each spring?
(I've heard a lot of them over the years.)
Allergies. Next question.
you were close; A case of allegories
Why are writers always in great shape?
Circular prose
Nope! It's because we're always running out of ideas!
Did you hear about the famous writer who turned out to be a fraud?
I did not
His life had it's prose and cons...
Why is editing a better job than writing?
It's more rewording?
Correct! I am out of jokes. :(
I want...
I'll fight for this hairstyle 😍