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Happy Anniversary to these three idiots!

I made a little something in honor of the most ridiculous game of Truth or Dare we've had here! Not how I figured they'd end up dressing for their anniversary, but bravo to everyone who got them here.

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Truth or dare for Alastor!

Truth: What's your favorite compliment Vox ever made you?

Dare: Bite Vox's antennas

—bird anon

"I'd love to!" *shadow-travels behind Vox and bites his antennae*

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Right.

Vox, this is for you!

Truth: What's one insecurity you still struggle with that you don't like to talk about?

Dare: Wear a duck onesie the rest of this game. No shark themes allowed.

-Shy Anon

"Lucifer, could you... conjure me up a duck onesie? I'll wear it for as long as it doesn't conflict with another dare I choose to do."

"Oh, yeah. Sure. Oh, you look... really cute..."

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For Alastor

Truth: Are you scared of the water? Is there a particular reason you don't like it?

Dare: have someone dunk a bucket of water on you

—bird anon

"Don't be ridiculous! Of course I'm not scared of it. I simply don't like the feeling of being wet. It's sticky and bothersome."

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Alastor

Truth_ heard a rumor that you don't bathe is that true? If so why is that

Dare_talk in your real new Orleans accent for the rest of the night

(something tells me he's drunk as fuck)

"I don't take baths, no; I simply shower when I must. I'm not overly fond of getting wet outside of the occasional dip in the bayou."

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Vox

Truth_Are you looking forward for sloppy drunken Alastor sex tonight

Dare_Do body shots on Alastor

"I'm gonna need you to hike up your dress for me, baby."

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alastor

Truth_ what would your ideal female body type. what type of woman would you be attracted to.

Dare_Knock back 10 shots

"I don't have an ideal female body type. I'm not interested in women. Or anyone apart from Vox. And as I've said before - no, I don't believe I would be interested in him were he a woman, so asking me to imagine my ideal female body for him would not make a difference. And honestly, even if that weren't the case, it's not his body I'm attracted to, in the first place."

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Lucifer

Truth_If you were given the chance to get Vox pregnant would you do it.

Dare_use shapeshifting turn into Vox ideal female body type soft body, curvy, big boobs and butt.

"I mean, he doesn't want kids. If he did, sure, I might take the opportunity. But he doesn't, so I wouldn't."