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tsukishima: shut up, yamaguchi.

yamaguchi: you know what? I've had enough. if you want me to shut up that bad, why don't you kiss me?

tsukishima, blushing:

yamaguchi: you're not brave anymore. huh, tough guy?

tooru: iwa-cha— iwa- fuck

hanamaki: what happened to him?

iwaizumi: since our marriage, everytime he says iwa-chan he cries because he realizes he’s an iwa-chan too.

Kuroo: *Screams*

Bokuto: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Akaashi: Should we do something?!

Kenma, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

Kageyama and Hinata: *blush when their fingers touch on their food*

Iwaizumi and Oikawa: o-oh, Iwa-ch—

Iwaizumi: get the FUCK off my WENDY’S

credit: @totally-correct-idv

Akaashi, outside of Bokuto's door: What are you doing in there?

Bokuto: *Playing strip Uno with Kuroo and Tsukishima*

Bokuto: ...Watching porn?

bokuto: do you think we should kiss? you know, to break the tension.

kuroo: dude. we're in the middle of a match.

bokuto: you didn't say no.

text parallels

bokuto: akaashi! what do bees make.

akaashi: honey?

bokuto: yes dear?

akaashi: bokuto-san!

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atsumu: omi-omi what do bees make?

sakusa: shouldn’t you know, barry b benson?

atsumu:

tendou: I understand why he has so many fans. he has muscles, he's hot. and his presence... also watching him play... wow.

semi: correct me if I'm wrong, but do you perhaps like ushijima?

tendou: I totally do. you couldn't tell?

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