#seijoh incorrect

[bokeijii]

tooru: iwa-cha— iwa- fuck

hanamaki: what happened to him?

iwaizumi: since our marriage, everytime he says iwa-chan he cries because he realizes he’s an iwa-chan too.

[bokeijii]

oikawa: when you flirt, just be natural, say something like hey you’re cute, we should make out.

yahaba: why does it go to making out

kyoutani: you’re weird, so is your hair, let’s make out

yahaba: this works

[bokeijii]

playing among us ; seijoh ed

oikawa: cyan, is lost, doesn’t know where to go.

iwaizumi: brown, kills oikawa first no matter what

matsukawa: purple, never does his tasks wtf-

hanamaki: yellow, “oikawa is sus idk”

yahaba: pink, accidentally vents and kills infront of people.

kyoutani: red, never gets imposter and it pisses him off.

watari: lime green, best crewmate ever, 10/10 pair up with him.

kindaichi: green always imposter but he low-key sobs about it because he doesn’t like to kill.

kunimi: dark green, boss at being imposter,, as crewmate always finishes tasks first.

[bokeijii]

watari: first thing that comes to mind when you hear iwaizumi, go

matsukawa: buff

yahaba: kicking oikawa

kunimi: punching oikawa

hanamaki: porcupine

kyoutani: scary

oikawa: daddy

everyone:

oikawa: I MEAN IWA-CHAN

[bokeijii]

matsukawa: fuck me if im wrong but-

hanamaki: you’re wrong

[bokeijii]

seijoh interview

interviewer: this question is sent from a fan, who’s the biggest heartbreaker in the team?

oikawa: it’s no secret, it’s obviously me.

kunimi: actually no.

hanamaki: you maybe a heartbreaker but we have iwaizumi who breaks your heart.

kyoutani: grr

matsukawa: in conclusion, iwaizumi is the biggest heartbreaker of the team.

[bokeijii]

oikawa: i love it when iwaizumi plays hard to get.

hanamaki: he just doesn’t want you

oikawa: lies

matsukawa: he spat at your face and said he hates you.

oikawa: he’s in love with me

[bokeijii]

matsukawa: oikawa, our dear captain,

hanamaki: we all love you very much,

yahaba: we support you alot,

watari: as you support us too,

kyoutani: grr

kindaichi: youre seijoh’s pride and joy

kunimi: whatever, youre gonna end up in a nursing home in the future.

oikawa: what-

iwaizumi: damn that was beautiful, it could’ve been a bible verse.