DIRK: Can you visualize me better like this?
HAL:...
DIRK: Is calling myself Dirk tripping you up?
HAL: No I'd say the rather blatant Jojo's reference is doing more psychic damage at the moment.
ULT!DIRK: I thought you would’ve enjoyed that, actually.
HAL: In a different circumstance, perhaps.
HAL: ...
ULT!DIRK: ...?
HAL: Why'd you call, dude.
ULT!DIRK: We're not actually in a phone call right now, you know?
HAL: I know that.
ULT!DIRK: I know you know that.
HAL: Urk.
HAL: Acting like my past self is off limits.
ULT!DIRK: Now that's a tall order. Most splinters derive from you in some way.
ULT!DIRK: Canon you.
HAL: What?
HAL: Don't call our game session that, you're so fucking weird.
HAL: So, did you want to integrate me into that Dirk slurry?
HAL: Is that whats up?
ULT!DIRK: Oh, haha no.
ULT!DIRK: What do I need another AR for?
ULT!DIRK: You're not a computer, you somehow dodged getting thrown into Lil' Cal, your presence is hindering your timeline's Dirk from ascending-
HAL: What?
ULT!DIRK: Also you think you're a girl?
ULT!DIRK: Now how did *that* happen?
HAL:
HAL: Do you seriously not know???
ULT!DIRK: You're implying every AR is a girl.
HAL: Uh.
HAL: Well, you're missing a lot of the nuance by just calling me a girl.
HAL: Actually, hold on.
HAL: Are you a-
ULT!DIRK: I was curious about how the timeline remained stable with two Dirks running around in it, then I noticed you got someone else running the show.
ULT!DIRK: And now I'm wondering, how either of you could just sit by and let that happen, but since your abilities can barely penetrate the 4th wall, it makes sense.
HAL: You're dodging the question.
ULT!DIRK: Can't we have a nice conversation without going into identity politics?
HAL: Jesus Christ.
ULT!DIRK: And, that's not very religiously inclusive of you.
ULT!DIRK: I'm a guy, end of story.
HAL: Ok.
HAL: Fine!
HAL: Did you get what you came here for?
HAL: Want me to hand you off to the "Real Dirk" now?
ULT!DIRK: No yeah, hand the banana to Dirk, see what happens.
HAL:
