LMFAO BRO IS JUST CHILLING WITH THE SHARP GLASS
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LMFAO BRO IS JUST CHILLING WITH THE SHARP GLASS
A wholesome image
okay uhhh
this is fucking cute
UNEXPECTED but cute
session 74 end
oh no
im sorry dude but you talk *so much*
ill finish your convo another day, i promise. i love it but theres just so much to get through every time you give one of your rants and i gotta reflect on each one and poooosssibly save your insults for a later date when i start a fight with my brothers and need leverage.
anyways, paradox clones
nice
john is making clones of their literal selves and going to send them off in time. probably in a manner that aligns their ages. not sure how yet but we’ll figure that out probably after this next rant of CG’s. but at the end, itll have made a loop. meaning these kids? theyre the destined ones to play and possibly why the kids had their own reserved 4 spots.
in the meantime, little babies holding guns, going into sharp glass and just having an overall good experience. would rate john 5 star babysitter and would hire him again myself.
wait no, id hire CG bc he went through the same deal, except with ... troll babies instead. and lowkey? entertaining to see. hence the hiring potential. OH MY GOD. a babysitting duo. oh my god. baby CG. pure, innocent probably still shouting and screaming. lets not lie. its a personality trait. but overall cute.
and while thats happening, grandpa is driving a boat in the middle of space, his face plastered on the side of it while the new couple, mom and dad (i see, i see), are together. super cute actually. but gramps? still ominous. dunno whats up with him. how he’s alive. how he KNOWS hes supposed to be dead and tf does he have a space boat for, how he can breathe, and how he knows to travel in the veil. and to get where? i dont know. as you can tell by the many questions.
which
is basically it?? for this session?? besides the john/CG banter we got.
now, little discussion for session 73 bc i failed to do so and abstained last time
dave
rose
siblings
huh
did NOT see that one coming. now do they know theyre siblings? bc if they dont. oh man. oh boy. oh shit. someone please tell them because this wont end well. still cant BELIEVE bro is dave’s dad tho.
WAIT
HOW DOES DAD EGBERT FIT INTO ALL OF THIS?
WHY DID I NEVER THINK OF THAT?
...
the fuck?
OF COURSE YOU HAVE GUNS ALREADY
they literally came from no where and grandpa already has a weapon
metaphor city is where CG resides in, huh
the only character development i see is CG’s will power to come up with insults. bc we went from “hi again idiot” to “your brittle human calcium based skull is what is weak” and i think that takes a lot
fun fact, homestuck lowkey has corrupted my everyday life considering i quote shit like “distaction” and “i warned u bro” and even “like the size of texas?” daily