#hsf gaster

[whyiswingdings-glowstickedition]

Now that I know this exists there’s no escape from me ;))))))

Anyways out of all your skeletons, who loves lingerie the best? For their partner and on themselves

Aw dang, gosh darn, I’ve been found- Guess I gotta answer more asks over here!

Good thing you specified skeletons, cause otherwise the answer for both would’ve been Sunny by a landslide!

As far as skeletons though, Bones is definitely the one who likes to see his partner in lingerie the most! It’s just a touch objectify-y, but he likes seeing his partner all dressed up for him because it feels like he won something. His prize is the hottest damn person is Ebott dolled up just for him, and that’s treasure worth more than gold. (Especially since he’d say that wearing lingerie himself is like “putting lipstick on a pig”)

If you’re looking for a skeleton to dress up himself though, that would be Wraith. While he’s quite reserved in general, particularly in comparison to his younger years, but he would love the opportunity to take tasteful photos for his partner, or just dress up and pose for them. The general vibe he goes for is elegant and sultry, but if you asked nicely he’d drop the black lace and go for leather. He’s also the type to hide photos of himself where his partner will find them, as a treat

[whyiswingdingsafont]

When we get into the cafe, I don't notice the few cats who r being scarey cats. We're greeted by a hostess "hello, welcome to cat cafe, just you two?"

I nod and she smiles before explaining how the cafe works. There's a half of the place for petting and playing with the cats, the other half is the cafe part aside from a couple cats who don't mess with anyone. I listen to her politely.

~💜

The café worker is very professional, not mentioning Wraith or his apparently cat-repellent magic. She asks if you two would like any food or drinks. You order what you want and Wraith buys a ridiculously sweet and sugary blended coffee. This takes both you and the café worker by surprise. Not that anyone can’t like any type of food, but he definitely has the air of someone who would order black coffee or espresso. But apparently not!

The two of you head to the side of the building that’s for spending time with the cats to wait for your drinks. A few of the cats cautiously approach you, but most are at the edges of the room, eyeing Wraith.

[whyiswingdings-glowstickedition]

Hello, it’s me~ screw anon, I wanna get notified of this like a man

Idk if it’s too late to send in a spicy matchup, if it is just delete this ;)

Alright….

I’m a switch, leaning a lil on the subby side, but definitely happier if we can flip things around often. Life is too short to be stuck in one role ;) as for giving/receiving… lol is that the same thing as dom/sub?! Since I’m a switch I’d prefer a partner to be the same ig?

Foreplay: yes please~ quickies are cool too but foreplay is fun. Nothing too crazy long though. Lingerie is essential to foreplay for me or him. Gotta love a man who can dress up ;)))

Kinks: lingerie, pred/prey, ropes (soft), size difference, handjobs, voyerism, breeding, biting (soft), hickeys, toys, cuddling

Hard nos: too much pain, ageplay, master/servant, water sports/scat stuff, including strangers/extras in the bedroom, filming, doing it in public

Vibes: definitely lighthearted and gentler. Like I’m gonna say stupid stuff in bed, and if he can’t laugh we probably won’t work out lol. I’m not a casual person, so commitment is a big deal too.

Extra: honestly like 70% of the time I’m pretty vanilla. Like the kinks are fun and all but are more of a special occasion thing.

If there’s any other info you need just let me know ;)))

I’ll be more clear on the top/bottom, give/receive, dom/sub, distinctions the next time I do matchups! Yours is the last one for this time around! You got a good one too, you’re matched with Wraith! Aka Horrorswapfell Gaster!

Although he’s changed a lot since his younger, more promiscuous days, Wraith is still more than willing to indulge with a partner frequently. He’s never been too picky with kinks, but as of late, wearing lingerie for a partner is a personal favorite of him. He enjoys taking photos of himself to hide around the house where his partner might see him.

Unlike his earlier counterpart (Dagger), Wraith isn’t nearly as aggressive or confrontational or seeking about sex, instead preferring a partner to come to him. He’s definitely on the subby side, choosing to receive or follow instructions more often than he wants to be on top. Part of the preference also just comes from how low energy he is nowadays. He can’t quite put in the work as often as he’d like, but far be it from him to tell a partner ‘no’ if they’d like to use him for a while. He’ll certainly do his best to reciprocate!

On his better days though, he’s quite happy to get back into being a “bad” type for a fantasy or two, or to put his all into playing a helpless, needy sort. Ropes, toys, breeding, pred/prey, it’s all on the table. And as far as size difference and biting, well, he’s from both a horror variant and fell variant world. Such monsters are notoriously Big and Fanged.

The only caveat is that he does tend to consider sex to be a more serious occasion than it needs to be, but he relaxes into the concept of lighthearted, fun sex eventually.

[whyiswingdingsafont]

Unlikely friendships that somehow happened anyway!

Rook and Grawlix (and Dagger): Grawlix is a bad influence on Rook, especially when Dagger is present. They encourage Rook’s more chaotic side. At first it was just to see what stupid stuff Rook would do if given the chance, but Rook took it as genuine friendship. Now Grawlix is attached too.

Mal and Edge: It might not seem that surprising that these two get along, but Mal almost killed Edge when they first met. No one questions Mal’s place as a captain! They don’t really get along until Dyre and Alli get sick of their constant bickering and force them to hang out. (Classic Undyne gave them the idea)

Rus and Rufous: These two immediately clicked as friends, despite seemingly opposite personalities. Rus is more confident, albeit more awkward, and Rufous is anxious, but charismatic once he opens up. They bond over a love of art and video games, with Rus bringing Rufous out of his shell. Now that they’re friends, Rufous drags him off on hikes and nature trails, which Mal wholeheartedly supports. Rus isn’t really used to that level of activity yet, so usually they only make it about halfway.

Wraith and Mech: A monster who produces too much magic and a monster who doesn’t produce enough. They started spending time together more out of necessity than anything else, but they’ve grown to enjoy the company too. They talk about hypothetical machines and the workings of the Void and anti-magic, like the Wasteland. It’s a calming experience for both of them.

Scythe and Sans: The fact that Scythe is getting along with any version of his brother is a miracle in itself. Sans eventually got Chip to tell him what happened between them (Scythe refused to talk to him, because he’s a sans) and he immediately ditched Chip to find Scythe. The change in attitude even surprised Papyrus when Sans cut contact with Chip and invited Scythe to live with them. Of course, Scythe said no, but Sans is a patient guy. He’s still not on Scythe’s good side, but he’s reached neutral, so Scythe tolerates him. Sans doesn’t mind having another little brother to look out for, even if Scythe doesn’t see him as family yet.

[whyiswingdingsafont]

The new boys have a friend that can predict the future with 85% accuracy

I’m assuming this is a prompt and not a statement lol

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Hsf Sans- That’s a pretty high percentage of accuracy, but not high enough for him to trust it. It’s a cool trick, but he won’t put much faith in it.

Hsf Papyrus- Cool? He’d rather not know though.

Hsf Gaster- Friend had better prepare to practice their abilities. Any sort of magic, whether wielded by monsters or mages, can be improved with practice. And, in his professional opinion, with routine analysis and documentation of magical abilities. After this, the friend will either have a 100% success rate or a more reliable way to know if their predictions are accurate at all.

[whyiswingdingsafont]

What is the easiest way to piss your new boys off?

Oh that’s easy.

Horrorswapfell Papyrus- Trying to prevent him from going somewhere. Specifically, trying to keep him in one place.

Horrorswapfell Sans- Attempting to steal from or bribe him. He doesn’t like being taken for a fool.

Horrorswapfell Gaster- Depends on the day. Sometimes small things bother him, sometimes almost nothing does. Although if you really want him mad, messing with any of his paperwork will probably do the trick. He has a very specific organization system.

[whyiswingdingsafont]

Will the horrorswapfell brothers ever reconcile or is there too much traumatic bad blood there?

It’s possible, but not likely.

Hsf Sans would have to be the one to initiate the actual conversation. He wants to be close to Papyrus again, but he thinks too much damage has been done to fix it. He’s not exactly eager to risk his life to talk it out.

And hsf Gaster isn’t the most helpful in this case.

[whyiswingdingsafont]

What’s the best way to make friends with them?

Best way to befriend them is to either choose only 1 to be friends with or be prepared to deal with ~family drama~

The easiest way to befriend hsf Papyrus is first of all have to nothing to do with hsf Sans. If you have his scent on you at any point ever, Papyrus will be very suspicious of you. Even just passing by Sans at the store will be off-putting.

You also have to be prepared to put A LOT of effort into becoming his friend, because he isn’t about to. He can’t (intentionally) emotionally invest in making friends. But if you are the one going to him, it’s much more likely. After being chained up alone in an empty and much-too-small cave, having someone choose to visit him specifically is incredibly meaningful.

Being friends with hsf Sans is fairly simple: be at the same place as he is. He is, if nothing else, a creature of habit. He goes to the same places often. A bookstore, a cafe, a diner, that sort of thing. If you go to one of the places he visits regularly, it’s a good start.

To be friends with hsf Gaster, you need to first establish that you aren’t a threat. After that, just do what ever you would do to befriend a stray cat. Food, mostly. A friendly head pat. He’d probably accept a box and a blanket that smells like you. It’s not complicated.

To be friends with all of them, start with Gaster. If you smell like Sans, Papyrus will hate you and if you smell like Papyrus, Sans will be scared of you. Neither particularly care if you spend time with Gaster.