Jan 13
I gotta say, the gayest song I've ever heard is a musical theatre song (shocking) yet it isn't even sung by gay characters (debatable, honestly); it's I Don't Dance from High School Musical 2.
I swear, I re-listened to it recently and I was sitting there, thinking, "my God. These bitches gay." It's not a song about a man having feelings for another man (again, debatable), but instead is about some guy named Chad trying to play baseball and the pitcher (Idk, someone named Ryan. No one important. /j) is trying to get him to dance with him. And yet, this is the most homosexual-sounding song my ears have been blessed with.
And don't get me started on the music video.
