Warnings: Spoilers for Critical Role, Campaign 4, Episode 31
Last Convergence episode, and last Critical Role episode for a while... Oh, boy.
Kattigan, you need to get out of there, buddy.
Wooh-hoo! Let's go Tal and Robbie!
Okay. Brennan's coming in swinging with the Teor and Wicander angst.
Extra Charisma. Oh, boy. How's my boy Wick gonna handle that?
OOH. YES, WICK. GO HELP TEAM BIRD-WATCHING.
Whitney, that t-shirt violation is VILE.
Mister Shadow of Suffering. I see...
Go, Tyranny. Go make yourself a bikini.
Quiet. Bolaire's in his mind-palace.
Oop. House Tachonis gets a piece of the soul, too.
Tryanny wants to kill Primus. Honestly, everybody wants that, gurl. 😭😭
Okay, Bolaire. Freak. <33
Bye-Bye, Kat's pinkie finger.
This Playhouse Announcement makes me scared.
Everyone needs to have their dice spit on by Alex.
Hal looks like a skittle. 🥰🥰
Aabria has such a way with words, man.
"He [Hal] could die tomorrow, and it'd all be worth it," don't. Please don't jinx yourself, Liam.
"I didn't think they [dragons] were real," Azune with his child-like wonder. ❤️🩹❤️🩹
We've still got tyrants to get rid of, guys.
The falcon still cries, baby!
"Not in kings, not in Creed," OOF. GET WRECKED.
Guys. Guys, the Creed soldiers. Guys! THE SOLDIERS ARE COMING! GUYS!!
40 HIT POINTS?? GOOD LORD.
I guess Vaelus is a fairy queen now. Good for her.
This chameleon's voice is peak.
FUCK. OBRIMUS MANOR TIME.
TEOR GOT A ONE EVEN IN DEATH. WHAT THE HELL?
OH, FUCK. NO. THE STONE OF NIGHTSONG.
So, you're telling me that if Alex didn't roll well, Occtis would've exploded. That's nice. 🙂🙂
Julien. Grapple Occtis right now.
Knightingale divorce arc.
I think Occtis should yell more. It's hot.
Phew. I knew it was Hannan.
I hope Wick gets here quickly, too.
SHIT, SHIT, SHIT. I SWEAR, IF THEY HAVE TO FIGHT THE TACHONIS, OR THEY ALL GET CAPTURED, I'M GONNA SCREAM.
THIMBLE, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!
Oh, fuck. Please don't let Hannan's spell affect Occtis.
HANNAN?! TWO ONES?!?! THE TACHONIS ARE HERE NOW?!?!?!
Brennan, are you urging Laura to go after Papa Davinos?
Oop. The jacket comes off. Alex is sleeveless. It's go time.
Julien's shadow wants blood, Ig.
YES!! A "HOW DO YOU WANNA DO THIS"!! RIGHT AFTER, GET THE FUCK OUT!!
JESUS! 19 STRENGTH! SHE'S RIPPED!
Luck has been achieved once again.
HANNAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Occtis having a panic attack, and Julien hugging him. 💔💔
Please, don't let Wicander die. He's my second favorite character. 🥲🥲
WICK NEEDS TO GET OUT OF THERE.
LEAVE!! FLY OUT OF THERE!!
Never-mind. He does not care for any of his children.
Oh, NOW they're asking where Kattigan is.
Azune, do not go with them.
He boutta get his ass destroyed (it is yet to be discovered in what way).
There's gonna be an earthquake, my God.
VAELUS SPEAKS THE LANGUAGE OF THE GIANTS!
Everybody's getting in the carriage.
VAELUS, NO. DO NOT SELL-OUT OCCTIS.
"All smiles," meanwhile, it's not a good sign when Otto smiles. Shit's about to get fucked.
YES! CRUSH HIS SKULL, OTTO!
*Thunderstruck begins playing*
Blessed be that Brennan is a generous DM.
Hal getting the last laugh. Beautiful.
"Right back to your fucking little shit show," that's so hot.
Robbie is the player of all time.
NO! MISHA! DON'T PUT BOLAIRE ON!
Occtis needs to crash out.
AWW!! THIMBLE AND OCCTIS HUG!! BESTIES!!
OH, THANK GOD. PIN'S BACK. FUCK.
Is Alex miming holding Pin?? Aww! 🥹🥹
Why does Brennan as Mara sound like Matthew McConaughey? 😭😭
The shadow!Thjazi-truthers must be celebrating hard right now.
WOAH, WOAH, WOAH, KAT, DON'T PIN OCCTIS AGAINST THE WALL. I KNOW HE'S A PRETTY BOY, BUT HANDS OFF.
Bolaire deserved that crash-out. I love him.
"Did you not celebrate your birthday? 🥺" "I was horribly abused, 😀" Occtis, lemme hold you. Please.
Occtis Tachonis is everywhere!
Occtis has big features, you heard it here first!
Oh. Okay, so Thjazi always called Bolaire an "it". That's nice.
Bolaire seriously needs to vent. Get him a therapist.
Azune giving Bolaire the personalization talk. And Occtis adding in his own two cents. I love it.
"I'm Bolaire! :D" "...I'm Bolaire, 🤨" peak interaction.
Go kill that Shaper, Bolaire.
Yay! Bolaire and Occtis are gonna be in a group together! And Julien stays with Occtis! And Thimble stays with Occtis! :DD
This is definitely how surgery works.
AND Vaelus is coming! Yes!
Wick is so out of it, man.
BRO, AZUNE'S NAME HASN'T EVER BEEN PRONOUNCED CORRECTLY?? HUH???
Alex has to curl up into a ball in order to let people talk to each other. 😭😭
Thaisha and Vaelus should kiss, God.
The Murray-Kattigan flirting never stops. ✊✊